Paradox

[ROID]

If you could have oral sex with yourself does that make you a homosexual ?

If I keep progressing in my yoga classes I might be able to accomplish such a feet.

Another paradox, I got a girls number yesterday and it was legit.

 

[Chubby]

Very stupid topic, but let me do my math.

Roid=male
Roid + Roid = Male + Male
Male + Male= Homo
Yep, it is homo

 

[ROID]

i'll just stay inside the closet then

 

[Little Wing]

i think most guys try it. i'm a girl n i wouldn't even if i could cuz there'd be a vagina in my mouth ewwww.

 

[Chubby]

i'll just stay inside the closet then

Yep,..and your head between your legs.

 

[ROID]

Hey PAL, what I do with my heads is MY business.

You know any exercises that increase flexibility ?

 

[tallcall]

i'll just stay inside the closet then

Yes....come into my closet...

 

[Chubby]

Yes....come into my closet...

I knew you pervert would show up here.

 

[Chubby]

You know any exercises that increase flexibility

Meet your yoga instructor, Tara Stiles

Yoga for absolute beginners

YouTube Video

 

[Little Wing]

it's harder than it looks.

 

[Yanick]

I was at this comedy club and a guy had a bit about this very subject. It went something like this, "See even if I could bend over enough to suck my own dick, I think that the amazing feeling of having my dick in a mouth would immediately be canceled out by the feeling of a dick in my mouth!" He makes a solid case IMO.

 

[nkira]

<< Wonders if this can be used as stretching / warm up routine before lifts.

Meet your yoga instructor, Tara Stiles

Yoga for absolute beginners

YouTube Video

 

[Little Wing]

it seems yoga would offer a very thorough stretch with the right combination of a few exercises. shae had me try some and it's demanding.

 

[Crono1000]

I think if it was possible for men to do it everyone would at least try it out as a teenager, and at most it would be common practice among people who masterbate. It's no different than giving yourself a handjob (aka: jacking off) except that it's not physically possible by most men. I think that's why it's not considered normal or straight to consider. I'm not saying I would want to do it, I just think culturally it'd be more accepted if men were naturally able to do it.

Personally, the mouth part of a blow job isn't the high point of a blow job as much as the handwork, so I don't think I would do it, even if I could.

 

[ROID]

it seems yoga would offer a very thorough stretch with the right combination of a few exercises. shae had me try some and it's demanding.

We should practice together

 

[IronAddict]

If you could have oral sex with yourself does that make you a homosexual ?

Well, there is that guy from "Nantuckit"!

 

[Little Wing]

We should practice together

 

[maniclion]

I think if it was possible for men to do it everyone would at least try it out as a teenager, and at most it would be common practice among people who masterbate. It's no different than giving yourself a handjob (aka: jacking off) except that it's not physically possible by most men. I think that's why it's not considered normal or straight to consider. I'm not saying I would want to do it, I just think culturally it'd be more accepted if men were naturally able to do it.

Personally, the mouth part of a blow job isn't the high point of a blow job as much as the handwork, so I don't think I would do it, even if I could.

So are you saying if the average person could reach their dick around into their ass that would be considered normal too?

 

[ROID]

I could be super fly fine sweet thang

 

[ClosingTime]

So are you saying if the average person could reach their dick around into their ass that would be considered normal too?

O_O I must have stumbled into the wrong topic.

 

[Crono1000]

So are you saying if the average person could reach their dick around into their ass that would be considered normal too?

probably. It would change the way people took "Go fuck yourself"

 

[Little Wing]

i think people would do a lot of weird shit if they could. i don't see how a guy penetrating his own butt is any weirder than bifurcating your penis or sticking gummy worms down your peehole and ejaculating them out. damn the internet to hell! my eyes! my eyes!

 

[IronAddict]

The horror, the horror....

 

[Dazino]

Already tried it. It doesn't feel as good as a normal blow job. But it's fun knowing I'm one of the very few people who are that flexible. And I'm already bi-sexual, so I don't have to worry about the homosexual business.

 

[KelJu]

Brian Regan - Yoga Made Impossible | Brian Regan | Jokes.com

 

[Crono1000]

i think people would do a lot of weird shit if they could. i don't see how a guy penetrating his own butt is any weirder than bifurcating your penis or sticking gummy worms down your peehole and ejaculating them out. damn the internet to hell! my eyes! my eyes!

omg LINKS NOW!!!!111

 

[tucker01]

So Roid spit or swallow?

 

[Little Wing]

omg LINKS NOW!!!!111

1. Gummy Worms
When two men stand naked in front of each other, and slap each others genitals against each other. First man to get a hard-on loses.
Dude 1: Dude, you wanna go listen to showtunes?

Dude 2: That's gayer than playing gummy worms.

if you click this link don't blame me for ruining your night. n your taste for gummy worms. nws. not worm safe either.

 

[FishOrCutBait]

 

[Little Wing]