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david
No one pays attention until you make a mistake.
Jesus loves you, but I think you???re a jerk.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Stamp Out Crime. Abolish the IRS.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
What am I? Fly paper for freaks?
I'm not rude. You're just insignificant.
If I save time, when do I get it back?
A.S.A.P. means Always Say A Prayer.
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Jesus loves you, but I think you???re a jerk.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Stamp Out Crime. Abolish the IRS.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
What am I? Fly paper for freaks?
I'm not rude. You're just insignificant.
If I save time, when do I get it back?
A.S.A.P. means Always Say A Prayer.
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?