In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.
For Example, Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also
Called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is called
Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, its recently announced that
it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
new meaning to The names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "Mount & Do".
