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Oh, wait.....what????
I'm at 50 you say???
YEEEEE HAAAAAAW!!
 
Hey Guys- it is impossible to COMMUNICATE privately unless you can PM. You only need 50 posts and that can be done jumping around the board and just saying " nice post" - or " Great Info". Plus- folks get to know you. PM is a VERY valuable tool here on this site and is a great asset. So- kick your posts up so you can talk private and you will find life is much easier:winkfinger:. Just a suggestion- think about it-Thanks
thanks will do
 
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
 
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
 
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i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
 
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
 
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
 
Hey Guys- it is impossible to COMMUNICATE privately unless you can PM. You only need 50 posts and that can be done jumping around the board and just saying " nice post" - or " Great Info". Plus- folks get to know you. PM is a VERY valuable tool here on this site and is a great asset. So- kick your posts up so you can talk private and you will find life is much easier:winkfinger:. Just a suggestion- think about it-Thanks
thanks i am still working could stand some friends too
 
<TB> I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.
<TB> I reached a call center in Pakistan.
<TB> I told them I was suicidal.
<TB> They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
 
lingerie is one of the few items where you expect to pay more for less
 
Hey, don't stop now you're on a roll.
I enjoyed the read!
A few more to go!
 
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
 
My penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
 
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