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david
Has these been posted?
Oh well. If so there still good to see again. IMO
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> > squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
> >
> > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> > crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> >
> > Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> >
> > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
> >
> > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
> > why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> >
> > Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> > point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
> >
> > Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
> > going to look up there anyway?
> >
> > Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> > both dogs!
> >
> > What do you call male ballerinas?
> >
> > Why ARE Trix only for kids?
> >
> > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
> > he just buy dinner?
> >
> > Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
> >
> > If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> > vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> > If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is
> > he still wrong?
> >
> > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> >
> > Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
> >
> > Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> > tune?
> >
> > Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
> >
> > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
> > call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ###?
> >
> > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
> > you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
> window.
> >
> > Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
> > stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
> wet
> > paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Oh well. If so there still good to see again. IMO
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> > squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
> >
> > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> > crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> >
> > Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> >
> > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
> >
> > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
> > why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> >
> > Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> > point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
> >
> > Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
> > going to look up there anyway?
> >
> > Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> > both dogs!
> >
> > What do you call male ballerinas?
> >
> > Why ARE Trix only for kids?
> >
> > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
> > he just buy dinner?
> >
> > Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
> >
> > If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> > vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> > If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is
> > he still wrong?
> >
> > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> >
> > Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
> >
> > Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> > tune?
> >
> > Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
> >
> > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
> > call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ###?
> >
> > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
> > you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
> window.
> >
> > Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
> > stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
> wet
> > paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
