Porsche stuck in wet cement

[Big Pimpin]

Porsche stuck in wet cement: Proof karma exists? | Motoramic - Yahoo! Autos



On Thursday, the driver of a Porsche 911 decided he'd take a shortcut around some construction cones and drove straight into wet concrete near Marina Green on Marina Blvd. in San Francisco.

"It was coned off," according to Bobswire, a user of the Paceline bike forums. "He was just trying to sneak in from a side street. [The] concrete looked solid." Bobswire reports that the hapless driver remained stuck in his car. "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced."

Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.

 

[bigbenj]

LOL, guy deserved it.

 

[Big Pimpin]

I'd love to hear what some shitty insurance company like Progressive or Esurance would say about this.

 

[fitter420]

Love seeng shit like that....lol

 

[withoutrulers]

I sat and watched this new porsche owner hit the accelerator too fast and do a full 360 entering into 4 lanes of oncoming traffic. He panicked so bad he shut off the ignition and put his head on the steering wheel in the middle of the road. both directions of traffic were blocked. It would only have been funnier had he had a heart attack and croaked.

 

[bigbenj]

hahaha, poor guy felt like a jackass.

 

[Big Pimpin]

I sat and watched this new porsche owner hit the accelerator too fast and do a full 360 entering into 4 lanes of oncoming traffic. He panicked so bad he shut off the ignition and put his head on the steering wheel in the middle of the road. both directions of traffic were blocked. It would only have been funnier had he had a heart attack and croaked.

 

[TonyMack]

I'd love to hear what some shitty insurance company like Progressive or Esurance would say about this.

It's covered. If insurance excluded stupid, our rates would be much lower.

 

[ceejay]

dumb ass

 

[Little Wing]

if that happened in anything goes those guys wouldn't be helping him they'd be peeing in his windows.

 

[SupaSwole]

^^^ or throwing shit at his windows

 

[swollen]

LoL!, that's funny!

 

[redz]

What a dumbass. I work for a high end car dealership and with certain cars I avoid even rough pavement completely. This guy is a moron.

 

[malk]

If he had 20% German in him,he would have driven round it,
100% retard.

 

[troubador]

if that happened in anything goes those guys wouldn't be helping him they'd be peeing in his windows.

and instead of cement it would be a giant shit trough.

 

[Little Wing]

^true.

 

[Big Pimpin]

That's gonna be one helluva total loss check.

 

[wnabhuge912]

Lol...I pour and finish concrete for a living,and had an 18wheeler do the same thing on my job just a few weeks ago...fucked my parking lot up pretty good...