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[Burner02]

mine will be working..so...not a perfect trip....besides..she doesn't much like camping..something about getting dirty...
sheesh..girls...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Maybe you'll meet some new ones?!

 

[Burner02]

don't need any..I like the one I have....

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Post a pic.

 

[Burner02]

can't from here...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Dammit!

 

[Burner02]

well, then I guess that two kittens will be spared tonight?

 

[maniclion]

What the hell are you guys doing up this late? Isn't it late o clock over there on the mainland?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

It's just past 2 a.m.

I'm working.

 

[Burner02]

1 am here...have 5 more hours before i can go home....
nothing better than unsing the Govt's T-1 to gain some knowledge, improve my typing skills and shoot the breeze...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

BUMP.

The government puts this computer here for me, not work.

 

[maniclion]

9 pm here and I'm cooking my meals for tommorow.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Shit.

That reminds me, I forgot my Salmon!!!

 

[Burner02]

yeah...try surfing porn form there..and see how well that statement goes over...


kinda funy, some guy in a different part of the room was searching some russian bride sight..he was outta here in a day!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Assclown deserves it.

 

[Burner02]

yep!
russian brides..gold diggers!
"I want me green card, I want a DIVORCE!"

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Bingo.

Can't get lucky like that Marine who smuggled the princess of Bahrain out the country.

 

[Burner02]

how did that come out? Happy ending?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I think. She's seeking asylum.

What a nose!

http://www.guidedones.com/issues/women/sheikhamer.htm

 

[Burner02]

that's a schnoz!

too much drama!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

They're in love.

Hold me.

 

[maniclion]

That's no snoz thats a beak!

 

[Burner02]

that's so sweet!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I just want to go home and watch a Julia Roberts movie.

 

[Burner02]

oohh..pretty woman! I LOVE that movie!

'You work on commission, don't you? Misstake. Big misstake! HUGE!"

 

[TheGreatSatan]

My wife is crying, I'm thinking about bending Julia over.

 

[Burner02]

you've got a julia inflatable doll too?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Popped it.

 

[Burner02]

way to go, pokey!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

It's okay to be jealous.