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[TheGreatSatan]

I like to say funny shit over the speaker.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Tombstone? Is that the one Clint Eatwood directed?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Anyway, I'm not into westerns.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Modern or otherwise.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I've said 'otherwise' far too much.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I need some new vocabulary.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Know what I like about that Martha Stewart show?













Nothing.

 

[Eggs]

My Cd has an Eminem...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

She has some good products though.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I bought a mug from Kmart. Eggs? Any Kmarts or Walmarts in your neck of he woods?

 

[Eggs]

Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
Anyway, I'm not into westerns.

This is made for the "average joe" american. Which includes you. Dont have to like Westerns, just death, justice and getting laid.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Anyone see this 'Fitness made simple' program?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

That guy was always skinny.

 

[Eggs]

Of course TGS, Kmart, target and Satanmart I mean Walmart are everywhere. WM took over its sector!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Originally posted by Eggs
This is made for the "average joe" american. Which includes you. Dont have to like Westerns, just death, justice and getting laid.

Getting laid? Blah!

 

[Eggs]

Still not happening for you? How long after birth do you have to wait to get nookie?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I have a wife. Sex doesn't exist.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Going on 8 years now.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

8 years too long.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

It went downhill after I said 'I do'.

 

[Eggs]

Oh please, you just have to give her reason to want to give you the nook nook then. Wife or not, sex is mandatory in a mans life.

 

[Eggs]

It should be necessary in your wives life too. Just have to make her want you. Like wear a tiger stripe thong under your cammies, haha.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Hey eggs, Jenny is hot, don't marry her, or she'll turn into a

 

[Eggs]

I used to wear a thong under my cammies because people had no idea when they were walking through the gate and I was saluting them with absolute military bearing...that I was sporting a T. Just made life more interesting

 

[Eggs]

Tsk, careful.

 

[Eggs]

I like you, but dont go overboard on me being amused.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

He says sex is mandatory. You're funny!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I don't need sex, I have a computer!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

What time is it?

 

[Eggs]

It is, or masturbation.. which it sounds like you're familiar with