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[CRASHMAN]

not

 

[CRASHMAN]

at

 

[CRASHMAN]

all

 

[Burner02]

didn't

 

[CRASHMAN]

 

[Burner02]

think

 

[Burner02]

so!

 

[CRASHMAN]

ha

 

[Burner02]

hey, it's 3 am here....humor is hard to come by at this wee hour of the morning!

 

[CRASHMAN]

yeah it's a pain in the ass


have you ever noticed women are freakin insane!

 

[Burner02]

yep..
do you have a story to share with group today? Ah, c'mon! tell us all!
Something had to spark that!

 

[CRASHMAN]

ok girls either think your too clingy, too mean or boring and it'd driving me insane!

 

[Burner02]

damn, they told you that about me?


so, what happened?

 

[CRASHMAN]

make up your fukin mind

clingy : nice
boring:in the middle of clingy and a dick
a dick :mean

 

[CRASHMAN]

i dunno i don't wanna be too clingy anymore and i don't wanna be a dick or boring hmmmmm

 

[lean_n_76er]

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
yeah it's a pain in the ass


have you ever noticed women are freakin insane!

Wait until you get married or get close to the day! You want to talk about insane???

 

[Burner02]

hey, we are men. we will never understand the 'fairer' sex.....
You just have to be yourself and hope for the best. If she doesn't like you forn you, fuq her and move on. You will meet that one woman that will be your match. (at least in theory)

 

[lean_n_76er]

Originally posted by Burner02
You will meet that one woman that will be your match. (at least in theory)

Now it sounds like your talking about mmafiter and W8!

 

[CRASHMAN]

but i wan t booty now! and i wanna meet her friends too

 

[Burner02]

well, buddy, you can have her...but it will cost you **** dollers to make her holler!


You look pretty comfy with your muissus there in the avatar, Lean!

 

[lean_n_76er]

There you might have a problem... UNLESS she's into that!

Just take one at a time! Day not women.... wait.... let me think about that.

Fuk it! Take it when you can while your still single!

 

[lean_n_76er]

Originally posted by Burner02
You look pretty comfy with your muissus there in the avatar, Lean!

16 days to the day! Looking forward to it!

 

[CRASHMAN]

hmmm good points

 

[CRASHMAN]

AH! crap i hate spending money when it's not on me aren't there sponsors or somethin for dating

 

[Burner02]

hey crash-
you are in college? Or are near a college?
Now, I've seen some of those girls gone wild videos....ok I own them.
Actually, I bought one, and they keep sending them to me...who am I to refuse?
Anywhoo....if you can find some of those 'expreimental' girls...who knows....if you do, I will have to hate you....

 

[CRASHMAN]

i'm close to every "party college"

 

[Burner02]

well, then you owe it to us old guyswho can no longer get the hot 18 year olds....to be naughty for all of us!
You have a duty to perform, son!

 

[CRASHMAN]

in california

 

[CRASHMAN]

Originally posted by Burner02
well, then you owe it to us old guyswho can no longer get the hot 18 year olds....to be naughty for all of us!
You have a duty to perform, son!

i can do this ......keeping the girlfriend from knowing jk

 

[Burner02]

ohhhhh, bad call...do not cheat on the girl friend....remember that Bobbit guy a few years past? She cut off his bits-n-pieces?