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[david]

CRASHMAN

"say you see a hot snow bunny on the ski hill from the chair lift how do you go stalk her down without seeming well like a stalker lol then how do you introduce yourself"

First off, DO NOT USE the word STALKING!!!

Same thing we all said to Nick...... make eye contact, smile, and say fuk'n hello! Ask her simple general questions and try to keep non pornal!!!

- Keep all pornal thoughts clear!
- Have a drink and be relaxed!

More on this later!

 

[Burner02]

hey crash...you could always board close to her, feign losing your balance..and fall into her? As long as not going too fas to cause injury?

When I try it..I usually am losing my balance...and they usually call me some sort of vulgar name and take off....hope you have better luck..

 

[david]

I think I like my idea better!

Don't give Crash any idea's about purposely causing an accident, he does that well enough on his own!

 

[CRASHMAN]

Hola!

 

[david]

yah, hola needs to post another 100 tonight!

 

[CRASHMAN]

Hey-zues! well it'll be fun posting more me

 

[david]

that wasn't even English what you just said. Have you been drinking??

 

[CRASHMAN]

yar

 

[david]

Well, let's see what your drunk ass can do while posting... this outta be good!

 

[CRASHMAN]

i can do it! i can do it all naght log :yesL

 

[david]

what the hell did you drink???

 

[CRASHMAN]

jack and coe

 

[david]

Your SUPPOSED to drink Jack STRAIGHT!!!!! You wussy!

 

[Hammerlynn]

hi whores..bye whores must get sleep

 

[CRASHMAN]

Originally posted by davidjasondean
Your SUPPOSED to drink Jack STRAIGHT!!!!! You wussy!

i as at a bar and it costed wat tooooooooo muc 4 sots

 

[david]

Originally posted by Hammerlynn
hi whores..bye whores must get sleep

I'm right there with ya... not physically !

G' Night Crash!!!!!!

 

[CRASHMAN]

G"N

 

[david]

HELLO out there in la-la land!

 

[CRASHMAN]

hello?

 

[ZECH]

hello Crash....you here?

 

[CRASHMAN]

yes, yes i am

 

[ZECH]

what up dude?

 

[CRASHMAN]

nothin man just hangin out being bored u?

 

[ZECH]

yeah bored too! Been behavin yourself??

 

[CRASHMAN]

nope not at all jk for the most part ya. so how's 1-test rehab? lol

 

[ZECH]

sucks man!! Nah still have a little left on this cycle and then it will suck!

 

[CRASHMAN]

why is it addicting or just you see alota ersults and don't wanna stop?

 

[ZECH]

Both! I'm getting great results and it's addicting because of it!

 

[CRASHMAN]

it really works that good? how much have you gained?

 

[ZECH]

read this......
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?postid=234967#post234967