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[david]

I won't recall the names and places of each sad occasion
But that's no consolation here and now.

 

[david]

(chorus, with Che's lines being sung by the starlets)

 

[david]

(Huevo
Don't ask anymore.

 

[david]

(Che
Goodnight and thank you Huevo
She is in every magazine

 

[david]

Been photographed, seen, she is known
We don't like to rush, but your case has been packed

 

[david]

If she's missed anything, you could give her a ring
But she won't always answer the phone

 

[david]

Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
But we have pretended enough

 

[david]

It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves

 

[david]

(Che
Which means ...

 

[david]

Chorus:

 

[david]

(Che and Eva
There is noone, noone at all
Never has been, and never will be a lover, male or female

 

[david]

Who hasn't an eye on, in fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on their partner

 

[david]

They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them

 

[david]

Don't blame them, you're the same

 

[david]

Che
Goodnight and thank you Emilio
You've completed your task

 

[david]

What more can we ask of you now?
Please sign the book on the way out the door

 

[david]

And that will be all, if she needs you she'll call
But I don't think that's likely somehow

 

[david]

(Eva
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
But when we were hot, we were hot

 

[david]

I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared
Which means ...

 

[david]

(chorus, substituting "blame her" for "blame them", sung only by Che)

 

[david]

Eva
There is no soap, no soap like Zaz
No detergent, lotion, or oil with such power in the shower

 

[david]

It's the mother and father of luxury lather
The talk of the bath, the great ointment

 

[david]

One little frolic with new Zaz carbolic
You're scented, you'll be sent

 

[david]

(Che
Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon
We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound radio

 

[david]

We'll think of you every time she's on the air
We'd love you to stay but you'd be in the way

 

[david]

So do up your trousers and go

 

[david]

(Eva
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
The decline into silence and doubt

 

[david]

Our passion was just too intense to survive

 

[david]

(Che
Which means ...

 

[david]

(Lovers
This is a club I should never have joined
Someone has made us look fools