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Once again you're a great helpThe Monkey Man said:I cook my chicken breast, put it in the fridge,
Then cut it up and nibble it down cold at work!?!?
Is this bad?![]()
High-End answer to pre-cooked badness...Kracin said:so whats wrong with precooked food??
like minute brown rice, its only precooked, is there anything wrong with it really? or any real big difference than uncooked brown rice?
How about deep fried Twinkies?The Monkey Man said:High-End answer to pre-cooked badness...
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What Makes a Twinkie?[/font]
The list of ingredients of a Twinkie is a veritable Who's Who of the food chemical world and the following is a list of ingredients as provided on a ten-pack of Twinkies. Take a deep breath:
How's your stomach? Really? Oh dear... Well hold tight because Twinkies also contain 2% or less of:
- Enriched Wheat Flour - enriched with ferrous sulphate (iron), B vitamins (niacin, thiamine mononitrate [B1], ribofavin [B12] and folic acid).
- Sugar
- Corn syrup
- Water
- High fructose corn syrup
- Vegetable and/or animal shortening - containing one or more of partially hydrogenated soybean, cottonseed or canola oil, and beef fat.
- Dextrose
- Whole eggs
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]But Is It Good for You?[/font]
- Modified corn starch
- Cellulose gum
- Whey
- Leavenings (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, monocalcium phosphate)
- Salt
- Cornstarch
- Corn flour
- Corn syrup solids
- Mono and diglycerides
- Soy lecithin
- Polysorbate 60
- Dextrin
- Calcium caseinate
- Sodium stearol lactylate
- Wheat gluten
- Calcium sulphate
- Natural and artificial flavours
- Caramel colour
- Sorbic acid (to retain freshness)
- Colour added (yellow 5, red 40)
One 43g Twinkie contains 2% of the recommended daily amount (RDA) of iron but none of the RDA for vitamins A and C and calcium. Each cake has 5g of fat (2g of which are saturated), 20mg of cholesterol, 2000mg of salt, 25g of carbohydrates (of which 14g is sugar), 1g of protein and absolutely no fibre whatsoever.
So although not devastatingly bad for you, taken in moderation, Twinkies can truly be an ideal snack.
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A Tale of Two Twinkies[/font]
So far, you may think that the Twinkie is an innocent by-product of the 20th Century mass manufacturing phenomena. And you'd be right. However, the following two experiments will show the sinister side of this apparently innocuous object.
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Gremlin Factor[/font]
Do you remember Gremlins, the film about the cute little animals that transmogrify into heinous, thoroughly unappealing critters? Well, the same principle applies to the Twinkie.
For this experiment, you'll need one Twinkie and a high ball glass three-quarters full of water. Simply place the unwrapped Twinkie submerged in the water and leave it for 15 minutes.
When you return, your innocent Twinkie should have transformed into some kind of primeval goo from which several new species could evolve. Surprisingly, it still has its golden hue. If it looks like that in a glass after 15 minutes, how do you think it looks in your stomach after half an hour?
Best not think about it, eh?
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Microwave Mission[/font]
This experiment can be dangerous, so be warned. You'll need a microwaveable bowl/plate, one unwrapped Twinkie and plenty of cleaning products.
Basically, shove your Twinkie on the plate and microwave for about one minute. One of two things will happen:
- Your Twinkie will explode, covering your microwave in countless flecks of sponge, piping hot cream and burnt cake. Do not open the oven straight away as the Twinkie is hot. Leave it for a minute or two, don your best rubber gloves and scrub away.
- If your Twinkie doesn't explode, it will burn instead, saturating your kitchen and clothes with a curious burnt plastic smell that will permeate your skin, your walls and your very dreams. If you smell the Twinkie burning, turn off the microwave and leave it alone for several minutes as it may explode for a while after.
Pre-cooking or processing?Kracin said:so whats wrong with precooked food??
like minute brown rice, its only precooked, is there anything wrong with it really? or any real big difference than uncooked brown rice?