Racial Jokes !!! Don't play if your a pussy !!

[OTG85]

I thought it would be fun to tell racist jokes to one another. If you?re offended then I suggest you don?t bother. This is simply for amusement as I?m not racist and every race is welcome to participate. Fuck I will even talk about white people too. Memes , jokes, whatever you got post it up .

 

[OTG85]

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^^ he is on to something lol


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[OTG85]

There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, ?quick throw off anything we don?t need.? The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy threw off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.?
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[OTG85]

skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, ?7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, 3 pounds left testicle, 3-pound right testicle, Turner Brown.?. The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks? ?What?s wrong with you??. In a weak voice, the little guy says, ?What EXACTLY did you say to me??. The big dude says, ?I saw your curious look and figured I?d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I?m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch dick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.?. The small guy says, ?Turner Brown!? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, ?Turn Around!!??


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[OTG85]

A Mexican and a black guy are riding in car . who?s driving?



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[TripleOvertime]

A Mexican and a black guy are riding in car . who?s driving?



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the police officer?

 

[OTG85]

the police officer?

Yep lOl

 

[BadGas]

I love racial jokes.. don't give a shit if they rip on my race .. someone else race.. as long as its fucking funny ...

With that said ....

[FONT=&quot]On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.[/FONT]

 

[BadGas]

[FONT=&quot]Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp![/FONT]

 

[BadGas]

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

check this one

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"

 

[OTG85]

Lol !! I got some more I need to post up.

 

[Arnold]

I thought it would be fun to tell racist jokes to one another. If you?re offended then I suggest you don?t bother. This is simply for amusement as I?m not racist and every race is welcome to participate. Fuck I will even talk about white people too. Memes , jokes, whatever you got post it up .

be careful there a few "guys" here that get offended very easily and they take everything literally.

 

[OTG85]

be careful there a few "guys" here that get offended very easily and they take everything literally.

Thats what?s wrong with America today. Those couple of ?guys? ruined the whole country.

 

[Otto Brown]

these jokes ain't funny, ya their racist but not funny

 

[BadGas]

these jokes ain't funny, ya their racist but not funny

Nice of you to bless us with your unwanted opinion.. Thank you for your valuable input.. !

Funny Prince makes a post that some may be offended by the nature of this thread .. And you show up almost immediately after ... To share the above ^^^^ With us..

So glad to have you here making contributions .. Worthless pile of human flesh... Go find Charley & do what he does. You fit right in.. Or wait here.. im sure he'll be slithering along sooner or later.

 

[Zaphod]

A zebra gets killed by a crocodile while having a drink from a river. The zebra ends up in front of heaven's gates and St. Peter welcomes him to heaven. "Ah, one of God's blessed creatures! Welcome to heaven! I'm sure you may have some questions about life and the universe and I'll try to answer them as best I can." The zebra says "I've always wondered if I'm a black zebra with white stripes or a white zebra with black stripes." St. Peter says "Hmmm. I really don't know! Come on in and sooner or later God will find you and welcome you Himself." So the zebra enters heaven. After a few weeks of enjoying heaven a man walks up to the zebra and introduces himself as God. "Hello, zebra! Welcome to heaven! I'm God. St. Peter tells me you have a question for me." "Okay, I've always wondered if I'm a black zebra with white stripes or a white zebra with black stripes." God smiles at him, puts his hand on the zebra's head and says "You are what you are!" and walks away. Now the zebra is even more confused. Sometime later he sees St. Peter walking around on his break and asks him what God meant with his answer. St. Peter smiles, laughs a little and says "What God meant is you're a white zebra with black stripes. If you were a black zebra with white stripes he would have said "You is what you is.""

 

[Otto Brown]

Nice of you to bless us with your unwanted opinion.. Thank you for your valuable input.. !

Funny Prince makes a post that some may be offended by the nature of this thread .. And you show up almost immediately after ... To share the above ^^^^ With us..

So glad to have you here making contributions .. Worthless pile of human flesh... Go find Charley & do what he does. You fit right in.. Or wait here.. im sure he'll be slithering along sooner or later.

why do you have to act like an asshole ? so your idea is the less traffic here the better? everybody knows that you are jelly of charly, he's funny ,you are not, you stick your nose up princes asshole and call it a contribution. you do nothing for traffic here , that is probably why you whine so much. I am thinking of not coming here anymore so I guess you win.

 

[Zaphod]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

 

[Zaphod]

What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing.

 

[OTG85]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

Lol

 

[OTG85]

why do you have to act like an asshole ? so your idea is the less traffic here the better? everybody knows that you are jelly of charly, he's funny ,you are not, you stick your nose up princes asshole and call it a contribution. you do nothing for traffic here , that is probably why you whine so much. I am thinking of not coming here anymore so I guess you win.

who is this fag ^^^

 

[OTG85]

[h=4]8. What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?[/h][FONT=&quot]They?re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you?re pretty much screwed.[/FONT]
[h=4]9. How are gay people like mice?[/h][FONT=&quot]They both hate pussies.[/FONT]
[h=4]10. What did one butt cheek say to the other?[/h][FONT=&quot]Together, we can stop this shit.[/FONT]

 

[OTG85]

14. How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can?t look down.

15. What did one of the prostitute?s knees say to the other?

How come we spend so little time together?

16. What do you call two men fighting over a slut?

Tug-of-whore.

17. Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn?t take it any longer.

18. Why don?t little girls fart?

They don?t get assholes til they?re married.

19. What do you call an incestuous nephew?

An aunt-eater.






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[heckler7]

these jokes arent funny, and one of my best friends is a nigger so yes I'm a little offended

 

[OTG85]

these jokes arent funny, and one of my best friends is a nigger so yes I'm a little offended

Hehe

 

[OTG85]

[FONT=&quot]Why do niggs put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]So mexicans can window shop.[/FONT]
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[OTG85]

[FONT=&quot]What do nigger kids get for Christmas?[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Your bike.[/FONT]​

 

[OTG85]

[FONT=&quot]A nigger says to his doctor: ?Each time I have sex with a white girl my eyes hurt.?[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]? Yes, you are probably allergic to pepper spray.[/FONT]​