Reasons

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Do you listen to any non-gay music?

 

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Betsy Ross was born with a fully formed set of teeth.

 

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Betsy Ross's other contribution to the American Revolution, beside sewing the first American flag, was running a munitions factory in her basement.

 

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The only real people to be a Pez head are
Betsy Ross, Paul Revere and Daniel Boone.

 

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Steely Dan got their name from a sexual device depicted in the book 'The Naked Lunch'.

 

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Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.

 

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Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.

 

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Lenny Kravitz's mother played the part of "Helen" on "The Jeffersons."

 

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Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

 

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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

 

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

 

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The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

 

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There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, here, ere, therein, herein.

 

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When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

 

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John Larroquette of "Night Court" and "The John Larroquette Show" was the narrator of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

 

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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

 

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A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

 

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A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

 

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A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds

 

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A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.

 

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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

 

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On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.

 

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It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

 

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"Evian" spelled backwards is naive.

 

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The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

 

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Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.

 

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It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

 

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The A&W of root beer fame stands for Allen and Wright.

 

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A baby eel is called an elver, a baby oyster is called a spat.

 

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Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box.