Rock's Whoring Thread

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My cat is addicted to Pounce treats.

 

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He ate 80 today.

 

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I don't even use my alarm clock anymore.

 

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Every day at 6 am the little piggy crys until I get up and give him 20 Pounce treats.

 

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Plus he wont hardly drink out of his water bowl.

 

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He prefers to drink the running water from the faucet in the sink.

 

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And he wont eat his food unless I stir it up for him .

 

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So he is crying all day......I feel like a servant.

 

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Its late July and I live in AZ.

 

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And I don't have a tan

 

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I might shave my hair and get a tan head.

 

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But I'm scared if I shave it, then it wont grow back.

 

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I just started a serious diet.

 

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It's true.

 

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No more Alcohol.

 

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No fast food.

 

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Only 100-200 carbs a day.

 

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And no skipping cardio!!!

 

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I was doing 6 rep sets...but no more.

 

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All that ever got me was injured.

 

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Back to the 12 rep sets for this old man.

 

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Hope to be in great shape by next spring.

 

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I'm 245 right now.

 

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Plan to get down to 200.

 

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Then I will get big again.

 

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It's too hot in AZ not to be ripped in the summer.

 

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When I finish my clinicals I will move to a cooler climate.

 

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Colorado might be nice.

 

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Or Canada.

 

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I'm a socialist.