security

[pris]

I work security at a mall

Why isnt there more action

I wish someone would hold up the liqore store so i could test myself

Or couldnt someone challenge me to a fight when i tell em its not allowed

Or why cant someone shoot me, or stab me

All i do is walking in circles and tell the homeless to beat it!!!

Once i got pissed off and just walked up to some people and told em to get off the property and they just left without even doing anything

I feel invicible

Worth dying for, worth killing for, worth going to hell for!!!!

 

[vette1derek]

Friday I'm going to shoot your ass. Mall security man vs. Ex-Army ranger.Who will win?

 

[BigDyl]

True Story, just because your ex-something doesnt mean you can take anyone.

 

[vette1derek]

True Story, just because your ex-something doesnt mean you can take anyone.

Correct!You are a wise one.

 

[BigDyl]

Correct!You are a wise one.

True Story.

 

[kicka19]

I work security at a mall

Why isnt there more action

I wish someone would hold up the liqore store so i could test myself

Or couldnt someone challenge me to a fight when i tell em its not allowed

Or why cant someone shoot me, or stab me

All i do is walking in circles and tell the homeless to beat it!!!

Once i got pissed off and just walked up to some people and told em to get off the property and they just left without even doing anything

I feel invicible

Worth dying for, worth killing for, worth going to hell for!!!!

Ill shoot u with a knife

 

[LexusGS]

Where do you work at? I'll send my hoods over so they can punk your ass around. Just tell me location and time.

 

[BigDyl]

Where do you work at? I'll send my hoods over so they can punk your ass around. Just tell me location and time.

ROFL@ some gay gang. Little clowns would be gettin' choked out.

 

[Tough Old Man]

Great job. Should have finished high school.

 

[pris]

re

Great guys remember after you attack me fall down and ill arrest you !!!

And then all the ladies will love me

Great job. Should have finished high school.

not sure if you talking to me sir!!! but i have a Ba;psych and diploma crim ==LOL

 

[maniclion]

You got a big mag flashlight? Some mace?
Sounds like an all night sex party at Dales place.

 

[min0 lee]

You got a big mag flashlight? Some mace?
Sounds like an all night sex party at Dales place.

He should stick that big mag light down his trousers to impress the ladies, I hear that works.

 

[Tough Old Man]

He should stick that big mag light down his trousers to impress the ladies, I hear that works.

Min0 do you always have to give up my secrets. Oh what the hell it worked on you.

 

[Bazooka Tooth]

what do you get as a weapon?

a whistle? just like in the movie "Next Friday"?

I think thats the one....?

 

[pris]

re

jo sun min and we dont get a flashlight so what else could i use ?

 

[maniclion]

jo sun min

What's that, noodles?

 

[min0 lee]

Min0 do you always have to give up my secrets. Oh what the hell it worked on you.

 

[fUnc17]

What's that, noodles?

Jo sun min is actually a sacred martial art only mastered by mall security. be cautious round eye.

 

[lnvanry]

Great job. Should have finished high school.

 

[Dale Mabry]

Min0 do you always have to give up my secrets. Oh what the hell it worked on you.

A mag lite and min0's anal cavity. I am sensing some reference between a hot dog and a hallway.

 

[KentDog]

Can you guys even arrest anyone? (as in, do mall security cops have the power to do so?)

 

[pris]

re

min i assume your chinese and speak cantonese ?

So jo sun or nai hao?

And my job is easy i live in a rich area, white rock bc and i never arrested or have done anything

The most i do is talk to some teens

Actually the teens were taking pics of me with their cells

Let me check my email

 

[Flex]

I work security at a mall

Why isnt there more action

Or why cant someone shoot me

I'll shoot you for $50.



Can't guarentee you're gonna live, though

 

[pris]

re

security guards dont get paid enough

50 bucks is my monthly salary

 

[KentDog]

security guards dont get paid enough

50 bucks is my monthly salary

Surely you are joking.. what do you work, five hours a month?

 

[pris]

re

ye im joking but the pay is horrible 12 bucks an hour to sit down and obssesse over people