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EARL
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Well I hope you crazy motherfuckers never decide to hook up and reproduce.
Not enough padded walls to contain everything that spawns from you kooks.
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Our child would obviously be a natural born leader who would be able to find a final solution to any problem.
Now sit down in mein kampfy chair and enjoy the heilarious and lolocaust post in this thread.
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Well since someone decided to bring the Jews up....
What do you call a Jew nailed to a piece of wood?
A long story.
Three Jews walk into a sauna.
Gullible cunts.
I hate this time of year, sitting around the table with family listening to Grandad's war stories.
We don't care how many Jews you killed Grandad.
'Every cloud has a silver lining'
A myth invented to help Jews conquer their fear of flying.
I shagged a jewish woman last night.
They're not the fucking tight cunts some people would lead us to believe.
Sometimes I like to fuck with Jews by going into bookshops and putting half price stickers on Mein Kampf.
My old teacher at school was Jewish.
He was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi.
How do you make a Jewish Omelette?
First you borrow 3 eggs....
What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
Jews.
Pushing their luck since 1945.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews?
Harry Potter made it out of the chamber..
Global warming is a myth, just like the holocaust and women's rights.
Apparently, calling all the Jews that survived the holocaust ''Oven dodgers'', is an easy way to get your History exam torn up.
How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea, but it takes a hell of a lot to notice a gas leak.
Little known fact:
Auschwitz was actually a holiday camp for Jews.
They just blew it out of proportion because the showers were a bit faulty...
Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
What do you do with a Jew with ADHD?
Put him in a concentration camp.
The real crime of Auschwitz? All those carbon emissions.
I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish cunt said, "The '70s called... They want their shirt back!"
I said, "The '40s called... Your shower's ready."
Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel.
'There is safety in numbers'
Unless there are 6,000,000 of you.
And you are all Jews.
Some people have a problem with me using the word 'gay' all the time, saying that I'm being homophobic.
Thing is, when I say 'gay' I don't actually mean 'homosexual'; I just use the word to describe anything that's bad in the world.
And if you don't like it, you can just jew off and stop being so fucking black about it.
To help calm my fear of flying, my friend told me that there is more chance of dying from slipping over in the shower than dying in an aeroplane crash.
So I was looking up the statistics on how many people die in showers.
Fuck, they must have had slippery showers during World War II.
How does Hitler like his Juice in the morning?
Concentrated.
All these Nazi jokes aren't Reich...
Anne Frankly I'm oven it...
My great grandfather died at Auschwitz..... He fell off a guard tower.
5"10
195lbs
Currently cycle:
Cruising on 250mg Test Cyp/week.
What do you call a Jew nailed to a piece of wood?
A long story.
Three Jews walk into a sauna.
Gullible cunts.
I hate this time of year, sitting around the table with family listening to Grandad's war stories.
We don't care how many Jews you killed Grandad.
'Every cloud has a silver lining'
A myth invented to help Jews conquer their fear of flying.
I shagged a jewish woman last night.
They're not the fucking tight cunts some people would lead us to believe.
Sometimes I like to fuck with Jews by going into bookshops and putting half price stickers on Mein Kampf.
My old teacher at school was Jewish.
He was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi.
How do you make a Jewish Omelette?
First you borrow 3 eggs....
What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
Jews.
Pushing their luck since 1945.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews?
Harry Potter made it out of the chamber..
Global warming is a myth, just like the holocaust and women's rights.
Apparently, calling all the Jews that survived the holocaust ''Oven dodgers'', is an easy way to get your History exam torn up.
How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea, but it takes a hell of a lot to notice a gas leak.
Little known fact:
Auschwitz was actually a holiday camp for Jews.
They just blew it out of proportion because the showers were a bit faulty...
Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
What do you do with a Jew with ADHD?
Put him in a concentration camp.
The real crime of Auschwitz? All those carbon emissions.
I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish cunt said, "The '70s called... They want their shirt back!"
I said, "The '40s called... Your shower's ready."
Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel.
'There is safety in numbers'
Unless there are 6,000,000 of you.
And you are all Jews.
Some people have a problem with me using the word 'gay' all the time, saying that I'm being homophobic.
Thing is, when I say 'gay' I don't actually mean 'homosexual'; I just use the word to describe anything that's bad in the world.
And if you don't like it, you can just jew off and stop being so fucking black about it.
To help calm my fear of flying, my friend told me that there is more chance of dying from slipping over in the shower than dying in an aeroplane crash.
So I was looking up the statistics on how many people die in showers.
Fuck, they must have had slippery showers during World War II.
How does Hitler like his Juice in the morning?
Concentrated.
All these Nazi jokes aren't Reich...
Anne Frankly I'm oven it...
My great grandfather died at Auschwitz..... He fell off a guard tower.
5"10
195lbs
Currently cycle:
Cruising on 250mg Test Cyp/week.
Thresh
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5"10
195lbs
Currently cycle:
Cruising on 250mg Test Cyp/week.
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What's the worst part about fucking a 7 year old?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit!
What's the best part?
Ur cock looks huge!
What's the best part about raping an 8 year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand!
I walked in on my 13yo daughter masturbating the other night.
Fortunately, she's too young to know what I was doing.
Getting the blood out of your clown suit!
What's the best part?
Ur cock looks huge!
What's the best part about raping an 8 year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand!
I walked in on my 13yo daughter masturbating the other night.
Fortunately, she's too young to know what I was doing.
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what is so awesome about twenty six year olds on your cock.
there are twenty of them!
there are twenty of them!
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I was sucking my wife's tits for all they were worth last night.
Her double mastectomy in the afternoon wasn't going to put me off. I said to myself ... standing in the waste bins round the back of the hospital.
5"10
195lbs
Currently cycle:
Cruising on 250mg Test Cyp/week.
Her double mastectomy in the afternoon wasn't going to put me off. I said to myself ... standing in the waste bins round the back of the hospital.
5"10
195lbs
Currently cycle:
Cruising on 250mg Test Cyp/week.
Thresh
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5"10
195lbs
Currently cycle:
Cruising on 250mg Test Cyp/week.
Thresh
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A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street together, talking about their philosophies and other good stuff. An altar boy in front of them trips and drops a stack of bibles and bends over to pick them up. The priest says "God, doesn't that just make you want to fuck him?" The rabbi replies "Out of how much?"
What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy?
Wanna buy some candy?
What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy?
Wanna buy some candy?
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Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it.
I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."
i like this one
What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat.
What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.
What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free ham.
What do Jewish pedophiles say? "Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"
What's 3-foot long and fucks chickens?
An axe
An axe
