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SNL 300 skit with Peyton Manning

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P-funk said:
no shit asshole. but you think he would be in some sort of shape. just because he is functionally proficient does not mean that he can't be in shape. Also, Manning is a great pocket passer. Functionally he has crappy running mechanics and is not very good moving outside of the pocket. He gets away with a lot because he has great ability to see the field, he has good accuracy and he has a good offensive line and running game backing him up. Those things are essential.
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So in your eyes being in shape means having bulky muscles. :roflmao:
You so epitomize the stupid muscle head stereotype. Tunnel vision as it's finest.
You would probably be the guy to walk up to a 190 pound Navy Seal and call him a pussy because his back isn't as wide as yours.
 
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Originally Posted by BigDyl
I forgot that all Pro Athletes had to be able to bench 350 LB's and look like it.
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PFunk:
I would just think that he would be in some sort of shape.

350lbs has nothing to do with athletics or the way a person looks either. He may be able to bench 350lbs for all we know.
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OMG you really can't figure out that he is mocking you with the 350 bench comment??? YOur actually trying to respond intellectually to that?? hahaha Oh man your killing me. :roflmao:
Dude we ALL know that 350lbs has nothing to do with it (in the case of Manning). You need to understand that someone can be IN SHAPE and NOT look like a musclehead!!! :bulb:
 
P-funk said:
no shit asshole. but you think he would be in some sort of shape. just because he is functionally proficient does not mean that he can't be in shape. Also, Manning is a great pocket passer. Functionally he has crappy running mechanics and is not very good moving outside of the pocket. He gets away with a lot because he has great ability to see the field, he has good accuracy and he has a good offensive line and running game backing him up. Those things are essential.
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If you haven't figured out why EVERYONE is mocking you out it is because you can't see to get it through your thick head that being in shape does not mean being rip shizzled or musclebound. HE IS NOT A BODYBUILDER. LOOK OUTSIDE YOUR LITTLE WORLD. He is a Quarterback!!! His out of shape self can throw a football further, harder and faster then you could ever do!!! I suppose, in HIS world YOU WOULD BE THE ONE OUT OF SHAPE!!!!! Try digesting that mull it over, ask your gym buddies it THAT makes sense and then come back and say OOHHH UHHHHH UMMMMM DHHHUUUUU!!!!! :mooh:
 
theoneandonly said:
If you haven't figured out why EVERYONE is mocking you out it is because you can't see to get it through your thick head that being in shape does not mean being rip shizzled or musclebound. HE IS NOT A BODYBUILDER. LOOK OUTSIDE YOUR LITTLE WORLD. He is a Quarterback!!! His out of shape self can throw a football further, harder and faster then you could ever do!!! I suppose, in HIS world YOU WOULD BE THE ONE OUT OF SHAPE!!!!! Try digesting that mull it over, ask your gym buddies it THAT makes sense and then come back and say OOHHH UHHHHH UMMMMM DHHHUUUUU!!!!! :mooh:
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HAHAHA you truly are retarded, if you had any understanding of what P does for a living.
 
theoneandonly said:
So in your eyes being in shape means having bulky muscles. :roflmao:
You so epitomize the stupid muscle head stereotype. Tunnel vision as it's finest.
You would probably be the guy to walk up to a 190 pound Navy Seal and call him a pussy because his back isn't as wide as yours.
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So few posts, so much talking out of your ass.
 
theoneandonly said:
If you haven't figured out why EVERYONE is mocking you out it is because you can't see to get it through your thick head that being in shape does not mean being rip shizzled or musclebound. HE IS NOT A BODYBUILDER. LOOK OUTSIDE YOUR LITTLE WORLD. He is a Quarterback!!! His out of shape self can throw a football further, harder and faster then you could ever do!!! I suppose, in HIS world YOU WOULD BE THE ONE OUT OF SHAPE!!!!! Try digesting that mull it over, ask your gym buddies it THAT makes sense and then come back and say OOHHH UHHHHH UMMMMM DHHHUUUUU!!!!! :mooh:
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P-OWNED! (PWNED)
 
theoneandonly said:
If you haven't figured out why EVERYONE is mocking you out it is because you can't see to get it through your thick head that being in shape does not mean being rip shizzled or musclebound. HE IS NOT A BODYBUILDER. LOOK OUTSIDE YOUR LITTLE WORLD. He is a Quarterback!!! His out of shape self can throw a football further, harder and faster then you could ever do!!! I suppose, in HIS world YOU WOULD BE THE ONE OUT OF SHAPE!!!!! Try digesting that mull it over, ask your gym buddies it THAT makes sense and then come back and say OOHHH UHHHHH UMMMMM DHHHUUUUU!!!!! :mooh:
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Most people around here have enough respect for the huge contributions P-func makes at IM not to disrespect him by mocking him, unless it's somone who's good friends with him tossing playful banter around, so your wishful use of the word "EVERYONE" is limited to yourself.

Every once in a while some ignorant wannabe asshole that thinks his poorly punctuated bullshit is worth reading (normally the narcissistic kinda queef-nugget that would try out for the WWF) will come along and, not being aware of P's priors, will let loose with the stupid shit ... but not too often.

Next time you decide to flame someone ... if you last very long ... hit the "Find more posts from (insert name of undeserved victim here)" and make sure it's another troll before you accidentally insult someone who is actually dong something of value here.
 
I didn't find much humor in it, unless the funny part was when the guy said "Good job guys" at the end....

Also I agree with Funkster, if I saw a pro with a body like that at the beach I wouldn't even think he was a professional athlete...:shrug: Maybe he's worried putting on any bulk may hinder his throwing ability? I don't know???
 
Isn't there some unwritten rule that if your are on tv you have to look good. :laugh: I thought I was passed the physical but I guess I'm not. I mean you are a pro athlete what's up! He just looks like an old white guy who has never seen a gym or the sun. If I looked like that I would keep my shirt on. I mean what if I was eating when I watched that clip, it could have been nasty- it was nasty! He looked out of shape to me too.

And I agree with P. The guy can not run worth shit worst mechanics I have ever seen- it's like when he is forced to run it's like, "Oh, shit, everyone is going to laugh at me, cause I move kinda funny." :laugh:
 
AKIRA said:
Good point.

I might have smiled a few times when the director kept getting mad at "Mitch." His yells sounded really frustrating, thus believable.
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Take a look at the skit Dale posted, I thought that was flat out hilarious. Kids getting cursed at and rocked by a football thrown by an adult will always be funny.
 
remember dick in a box? Now that was funny.
 
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BoneCrusher said:
Most people around here have enough respect for the huge contributions P-func makes at IM not to disrespect him by mocking him, unless it's somone who's good friends with him tossing playful banter around, so your wishful use of the word "EVERYONE" is limited to yourself.

Every once in a while some ignorant wannabe asshole that thinks his poorly punctuated bullshit is worth reading (normally the narcissistic kinda queef-nugget that would try out for the WWF) will come along and, not being aware of P's priors, will let loose with the stupid shit ... but not too often.

Next time you decide to flame someone ... if you last very long ... hit the "Find more posts from (insert name of undeserved victim here)" and make sure it's another troll before you accidentally insult someone who is actually dong something of value here.
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Ouch!
 
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