So, I broke my hand this weekend.

[fletcher6490]

I got really drunk this friday and goy upset about some things so I punched a wall and broke my hand in 3 places.


I have to go see an orthopedic surgeon tomorrow to see if I need surgery. Im a fucking moron.

 

[tucker01]

Yep! That is ok chicks with syphilis dig broken hands.

 

[min0 lee]

I got really drunk this friday and goy upset about some things so I punched a wall and broke my hand in 3 places.


I have to go see an orthopedic surgeon tomorrow to see if I need surgery. Im a fucking moron.

Ouch! Sorry to hear that.
What are you going to do now?

 

[goob]

Ouch! Sorry to hear that.
What are you going to do now?

Use his left......

 

[min0 lee]

I hate to sound like a preacher but maybe you should take it easy with the liquor.

 

[min0 lee]

Use his left......

Could that be his toilet paper hand?

 

[tucker01]

now his mistress hand is gonna be regular. Hopefully ol' righty won't be too jealous.

 

[fletcher6490]

Ouch! Sorry to hear that.
What are you going to do now?

I'm not too sure. I guess keep popping these vics and try and learn how to jerk off lefty. I can't see it going well though.

 

[goob]

.....and no more of the 'sporty' double-handed tennis grip style for the fletchster...

 

[fletcher6490]

I hate to sound like a preacher but maybe you should take it easy with the liquor.

I agree Min0, I definitely have a problem.

 

[min0 lee]

I'm not too sure. I guess keep popping these vics and try and learn how to jerk off lefty. I can't see it going well though.

Be careful with the Vics they can be addicting.....we know your a pro with the jerky so there's no hope there.

 

[tucker01]

I have no problem drinking

 

[min0 lee]

.....and no more of the 'sporty' double-handed tennis grip style for the fletchster...

He's that gifted? Do tell........

 

[goob]

I agree Min0, I definitely have a problem.

It's ok.....you'll soon learn 'southpaw'

 

[goob]

He's that gifted? Do tell........

...sorry, I just realised that you need a sizeable racket to play in that division.

 

[fletcher6490]

Be careful with the Vics they can be addicting.....we know your a pro with the jerky so there's no hope there.

It's all good with the vics, they didnt give me that many. I would say the girly would help me with the stress relief but she was kinda the reason I broke my hand.

Typing with one hand sucks.

 

[min0 lee]

...sorry, I just realised that you need a sizeable racket to play in that division.

You surely meant ping pong.

 

[goob]

It's all good with the vics, they didnt give me that many. I would say the girly would help me with the stress relief but she was kinda the reason I broke my hand.

Typing with one hand sucks.

What caused you to go all Rocky on the wall?

 

[fletcher6490]

You surely meant ping pong.

that sounds about right

 

[fletcher6490]

What caused you to go all Rocky on the wall?

if i could type with 2 hands i would explain it, but the 1 finger approach would take me a long time.

 

[tucker01]

I never understood the fascination with punching things when you are mad. But whatever

 

[goob]

if i could type with 2 hands i would explain it, but the 1 finger approach would take me a long time.

Fair point. I only use one hand (to type Min0) myself.

 

[Mista]

I hate to sound like a preacher but maybe you should take it easy with the liquor.

I disagree.

Dont stop drinking.

Stop being stupid and punching walls.

 

[fletcher6490]

I never understood the fascination with punching things when you are mad. But whatever

i dont know man, i wish i knew.

 

[Mista]

I never understood the fascination with punching things when you are mad. But whatever

Unless you are punching the person you are made at.

I doubt the wall started the fight.

 

[min0 lee]

Fair point. I only use one hand (to type Min0) myself.

 

[goandykid]

I fractured my hand in 7th grade punching a wall...

Can't really imagine doing it at 24 tho


Clinton Portis broke his hand today too

 

[fletcher6490]

I got it re-broke and casted up today...fun fun.

Now i'm on short-term disability and only going to make 60% of my salary. I'm so fucked. I think I might have to find a new job because 60% is just not enough.

I went from having one of the best months of my life (october) to probably the worst of my life (November). And to add to the shittyness, I only have 5 vics left.

 

[Mista]

I hurt my hand last night punching a mate in the head about 15 times. I was pissed and he was being a smart arse so I ran at him, swung and missed then he got a punch in then I smacked him in the face a couple of times then he covered his face and ducked so I grabbed him and kept punching his head. My mates mum came out and I stopped. Went to another friends and cleaned his blood of my hands and face and my right hand was swollen up. Woke up this morning and can't move it.

Im going to the doctors in ten minutes.

 

[bigss75]

Yeah I've always stayed away from punching things i couldnt take down. Trees, walls, fences, etc. My buddy got really wasted and headbutted a tree, knocked himself out and had to take him to the hospital, pretty funny stuff