So, I just got hitched.

[MaxMirkin]

Just got my marriage certificate, and celebrated! Me am very drunk!!!!

The wedding isn't till Jan 16th, but I had to do this, to get her on my insurance by Nov. 30th.

So like if you wanna congratulate (or leave condolences), feel free.

 

[bulletproof1]

congratulations to you. i feel sorry for her though. j/k

 

[Katia7]

How exciting!
Congrats!

 

[maniclion]

I'm in mourning for you, oh and don't forget to untie her.

We don't even know her name or anything about her.

 

[BritChick]

Hey CONGRATULATIONS Max...
...on being pissed so early on a Friday afternoon!
My deepest commisserations on the upcoming nuptials... ya know it's all down hill from here buddy!
Kidding Max, wish you and your girlie all the very best!!!

 

[Rocco32]

Congrat's buddy!!

 

[BulkMeUp]

i'm not big on marriage, but congrats!

 

[madden player]

Congratulations!!

 

[I Are Baboon]

Congratulations, Max!

 

[ALBOB]

We don't even know her name or anything about her.

Yeah, what the fuck? You haven't even posted your naked pics of her yet. You better do it soon or we'll post OUR naked pics of her.

Congrats man. Hope you two keep each other happy for a loooooong time.

 

[BoneCrusher]

Max I'm sure you picked a good woman. I am also sure her future will be filled with laughter and good sex. You might even be there for some of that too ... Congrats Max. Hey there is an up side here ... now the school for the blind won't have Max hanging around during recess anymore.

 

[Var]

CONGRATS Max!

 

[naturaltan]

congrats Maxie boy!

 

[tucker01]

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Sucka



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[Little Wing]

okay tell us ALL about her. Now while you're crunk.....

 

[Little Wing]

how did you talk her into it?

 

[maniclion]

Like they say "There's a sucker born every minute."

 

[PreMier]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Sucka



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*collapse*

Congrats Max. Lets see a pic of her

 

[Chain Link]

how did you talk her into it?

The wedding isn't till Jan 16th, but I had to do this, to get her on my insurance by Nov. 30th.

"If you dont marry me now you're gonna die, bitch!"
(j/k about the bitch part btw :respect: :respect: )
Congratulations, You have my condolences.

So between now and the wedding.. you gonna have the honeymoon?

 

[King Silverback]

Congrats!!!

 

[min0 lee]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Crono1000]

The wedding isn't till Jan 16th, but I had to do this, to get her on my insurance by Nov. 30th.

How romantic! How could a girl say no to that?

 

[MtnBikerChk]

HOORAY!

Congrats!

 

[chiquita6683]

*Congrats Max!*

 

[irontime]

Good to hear
Glad to know that I'm not the only idiot on this board
Congrats

 

[min0 lee]

Exclusive Wedding pictures.

 

[Du]

Is min0 the bride/groom?

 

[BoneCrusher]

I think min0 is the third player in their torrid triangle Du ... kind of a pitch hitter.

 

[MaxMirkin]

Thanks everyone!!! (Iain - )
It may not have been romantic, but it was quite necessary. Otherwise the girl would've been without health insurance till next November. As for personal info......well, her name's Lena, and she hails from the same radioactive parts of the former Soviet Union as I do. She's also 24, likes dogs, and has impeccable taste in men. For a good time call......

I'll post some pics soon. (Nudes will run you extra.....unless you want her in them too. )

 

[tucker01]

Thanks everyone!!! (Iain - )

*awakes* a few days later

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Can't Breath must stop laughing

from the same radioactive parts of the former Soviet Union as I do.

That explains alot