Social Security sex

[ZECH]

Two women were talking. ???So, how???s your sex life????
???Oh, nothing special. I???m having Social Security sex,???
???Social Security sex????
???Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!???

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Nice one, that made me laugh!! I have one,


Two men on opposite sides of the world, one is walking a tight rope strung between two skyscrapers, the other is recieving fellatio from an 85 year old woman, they are both thinking the exact same thing, can anyone tell me what they were thinking.




































I have placed the answer under my name. hope it made ya laugh as much as it did me!

 

[david]

that's pretty good!