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Crono1000 said:
How about some Christmas spirit?

(sung to the tune of 'Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer')

Vieope, the blue haired bunny,
Had a very homo way.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he's gay.

All of the other posters,
only wanted him to kill.
They never really liked him,
the homosexual from Brazil.

Then one Saturday afternoon,
min0 lee came to see,
"Vieope with your cock so small,
Please stop singing 'Lean on Me.'"

Then how the IMer's hated him,
scared he would passed a strange disease.
Vieope the homo rabbit,
move before Crono pees!

:grin:

You have wet dreams about me and you just wrote a four strophe poem. Yes, I am the homosexual. Chinchilla boy. :)
 
maniclion said:
This song is perfect for our Space Bunny:


:grin:
I think I heard Grateful Dead only once. I will take the cd and search for this song.
 
maniclion said:
Grateful Dead - Cosmic Charley
oh, what a long strange song it's been...:grin:


Truckin Grateful Dead



Truckin??? got my chips cashed in. keep truckin???, like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line, just keep truckin??? on.

Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on main street.
Chicago, new york, detroit and it???s all on the same street.
Your typical city involved in a typical daydream
Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings.

Dallas, got a soft machine; houston, too close to new orleans;
New york???s got the ways and means; but just won???t let you be, oh no.

Most of the cast that you meet on the streets speak of true love,
Most of the time they???re sittin??? and cryin??? at home.
One of these days they know they better get goin???
Out of the door and down on the streets all alone.

Truckin???, like the do-dah man. once told me you???ve got to play your hand
Sometimes your cards ain???t worth a dime, if you don???t lay???em down,

Sometimes the light???s all shinin??? on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it???s been.

What in the world ever became of sweet jane?
She lost her sparkle, you know she isn???t the same
Livin??? on reds, vitamin c, and cocaine,
All a friend can say is ain???t it a shame?

Truckin???, up to buffalo. been thinkin???, you got to mellow slow
Takes time, you pick a place to go, and just keep truckin??? on.

Sittin??? and starin??? out of the hotel window.
Got a tip they???re gonna kick the door in again
I???d like to get some sleep before I travel,
But if you got a warrant, I guess you???re gonna come in.

Busted, down on bourbon street, set up, like a bowlin??? pin.
Knocked down, it get???s to wearin??? thin. they just won???t let you be, oh no.

You???re sick of hangin??? around and you???d like to travel;
Get tired of travelin??? and you want to settle down.
I guess they can???t revoke your soul for tryin???,
Get out of the door and light out and look all around.

Sometimes the light???s all shinin??? on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it???s been.

Truckin???, I???m a goin??? home. whoa whoa baby, back where I belong,
Back home, sit down and patch my bones, and get back truckin??? on.
Hey now get back truckin??? home.
 
OK, here's a good one. Joe Satriani - Surfing with the Alien.































































For you dumbasses (Cronno and Vieope) it doesn't have any lyrics. :p
 
^ and it is a very good song too
 
Morrison's Lament - Jimi Hendrix/Jim Morrison together at the Scene Club
Morrison is wasted but Jimi plays his ass off.

Are you my woman?
Fuck her in the ass
Go ahead, fuck your little favorite
Fuck your baby in the asshole c'mon
Suck my little woman
Eat a little pussy
A little suck ass yeah
Oh little asshole
God...ah...fuck her head
Fuck you in the ass
Well your mine
Little sweet ass
Grab hold
Little mama whoa
Little doggy baby
That's because I'm comin' in your rear door yeah
I'm comin' in your door
There your door is baby
Be a dog for me baby
Be a dog for me baby
Be yourself now baby
Be yourself for me baby
Yeah my lament for your dog
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I love my
I need you
I love you baby
 
maniclion said:
Morrison's Lament - Jimi Hendrix/Jim Morrison together at the Scene Club
Morrison is wasted but Jimi plays his ass off.

Are you my woman?
Fuck her in the ass
Go ahead, fuck your little favorite
Fuck your baby in the asshole c'mon
Suck my little woman
Eat a little pussy
A little suck ass yeah
Oh little asshole
God...ah...fuck her head
Fuck you in the ass
Well your mine
Little sweet ass
Grab hold
Little mama whoa
Little doggy baby
That's because I'm comin' in your rear door yeah
I'm comin' in your door
There your door is baby
Be a dog for me baby
Be a dog for me baby
Be yourself now baby
Be yourself for me baby
Yeah my lament for your dog
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I love my
I need you
I love you baby

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Grateful Dead is not exactly my kind of music. If I were there I probably would like it. I will listen to it some more. :)
 
Hank Rollins: Illumination
I WALKED GREEN MILES OF JUNGLE
I WALKED THROUGH YELLOW MILES OF PAIN
I CROSSED STARVATION'S DESERT
WATCHED DEAD RIVER SWELL WITH RAIN
THE SONG OF INSECTS FILL THE AIR
NIGHTS IN CITIES OF DESPAIR
WHERE KILLER'S SONS SAID , SON BEWARE
AND ALL THE ROADS FROM HERE TO THERE
I SAILED THE SEA OF DESOLATION
DROPPED MY ANCHOR THERE
PLUMBED THE DEPTHS OF ISOLATION
WALKED ITS LENGTH AND WAS NOT SCARED
WENT FROM END TO END TO END
AND THEN FROM THERE I WENT AGAIN
THE ROAD THAT ONLY THIS ONE KNOWS
OFF TO NOWHERE THERE I GO
ILLUMINATION COMES SO HARD
MAKES ME SEE BUT LEAVES ITS SCARS
AT TIMES I WISH THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW NOW
THOUGHT AND THOUGHT UNTIL I LOST MY MIND
LOOKED AND LOOKED UNTIL I WENT NEAR BLIND
THE PATH IS FAIR BUT SO UNKIND
ILLUMINATION
AT NIGHT THE HIGHWAY'S DIESEL ROAR
SPEAKS TO ME AND TELLS ME MORE
THAN ANY BOOK I'VE EVER READ
OR ANYTHING YOU EVER SAID
WITH SILENT EYES INSIDE
I WATCH MYSELF AND WORLDS COLLIDE
THE SEASONS BURN AND CRACK MY SKIN
I STAY OUTSIDE AND LIVE WITHIN
 
Crono1000 said:
How about some Christmas spirit?

(sung to the tune of 'Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer')

Vieope, the blue haired bunny,
Had a very homo way.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he's gay.

All of the other posters,
only wanted him to kill.
They never really liked him,
the homosexual from Brazil.

Then one Saturday afternoon,
min0 lee came to see,
"Vieope with your cock so small,
Please stop singing 'Lean on Me.'"

Then how the IMer's hated him,
scared he would passed a strange disease.
Vieope the homo rabbit,
move before Crono pees!

:grin:
Damn your good.:thumb:
 
Crono1000 said:
when I was little we would sing:

we all need,
somebody,
to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee on

wasn't that yesterday :hmmm:
 
She walked up to me
She said look here bum
I got a $40 bill says you can't make me cum
ya just can't do it

........
 
Since you guys want lyrics, this is what i prefer...

Ice Cube:
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat, that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Eazy E] Yo Ren
[MC Ren] Whassup?
[Eazy E] Tell em where you from!

MC Ren:
Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...

Verse Three: Eazy-E

...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

Eat that, bitches :rocker:
 
willie nelson anyone?

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NWA - Approach to Danger
Eazy:
What you want is an unexpected approach
that may delay a suspects awareness of your presence
until you have a chance to assess the situation you are confronted.

Approach to danger don't move;
it's hard to predict what will happen next.
(Oh shit he has a gun!) drop the gun
you could've prevented a tragedy.

Ren:
You can approach but the danger light is blinking
a self desctruct button is activated when I'm thinking.
This is a tribulation, the weakened judge,
the prophecy was fulfilled cause I never budge.
I took up the tools, crucifixion was the extreme,
they're seeing doubles of me, but it wasn't a dream.
One vision was of life, the other was death,
Then I didn't give a fuck if death took your last breath.
So you burn in my pit that I call hell,
where you got send because your shit don't sell.
My twenty-twenty was blurry from the smoke,
of the niggaz that I burned and tormented but I didn't choke.
I started doing 'em, I kept on doing 'em,
do 'em for shoot 'em up till that nigga Ren was booing 'em.
And my presence to the suckers was of a stranger,
but fuck it, they can approach to the danger.

Eazy:
If you can be seen, you can be hit.
If you can be hit, you can be killed.
(He's on the line! Shoot him!)

Dre:
Fatal approach to danger, just to remain a strangeler,
outrun, the shot of a gun with a ganger.
Murder in the first degree, but it's worse to be,
a dead motherfucker or a nigga in custody.
With everybody thinking of death I kept working,
to be one of the last niggaz left.
So many people looking for hope, they're broke,
without checking the fingerprints on the motherfuckers' throat.
A heart of steal can reveil the real nigga in me,
so figuring to see the D-E-A-D
bodies like a nigga's straight walking in a cemetary,
so it's very necesarry to carry ammunition for niggaz wishing,
but they better take caution, before Dre goes off,
and starts killing motherfuckers,
just in order to change the anger for the real nigga,
when I approach to danger

Approach the motherfucking danger,
Come back to hell and send me some time... (this is it y'all)

Eazy:
Final approach to danger, death, destruction around every corner,
another dead body and you wanna keep running.
But even the rain turns black,
all you can do is stay alert to try to say out of the search-light.
No prison, nobody makes bail,
everybody gotta go but see, it ain't no jail.
Think about death, taking your last breath,
heart beating like a motherfucker like there ain't no time left.
For so many ways to stay up, I gotta get mine,
even though they wanna make a crime.
Yo, I'm being real, a better or latter in the beginning,
because it will release the fucking police.
Fuck 'em, I approach to danger,
cause I don't give a fuck if somebody gotta get fucked up.
So you might as well kiss your ass goodbye,
cause in the long run... (we'll all die)
 
or we can go with something more peaceful...

aaAAAmAAAAAAAzIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIng grAAAAAAAAAce, hoooooow sweeeeeeeeet the sooooooooooound.
ThaaaAAAAAAAAt sAAAAAAAAAved aaaAAAAAAAA wretch, lIIIIIIIke mEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
rockgazer69 said:
willie nelson anyone?

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No. no willie. Ted. now there is the man:thumb:
 
Lets see who can guess who sang this one

"""""""""*Hey! Do you know what you are?*
*You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!*

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to *The Grape*,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
*Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life*
Was his name...
*One Two Three Four!*
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
*And yet he was a beautiful lady*
Nearly drove you insane
*Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR*
And so you kissed a little sailor
*Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:*
Who had just blew in from Spain
*Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf*
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
*The story of a demented bread-boffer*
And acted like it was cocaine
*Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf*
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
*Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town*
In a way you can't explain
*Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.*
And so you worked the wall with Michael
*Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite*
Which gave your back an awful strain
*Volcanic Hell*
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
*Next Thursday, teen town's finest...*
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

*Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest*
*'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole*

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Corn hole*
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Fist fuck*
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Wrist-watch; Crisco*
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Pud!*

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)

*Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...*""""
 
BoneCrusher said:
I guess Frank Zappa was too old for you kiddies ...
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

Frank Zappa

*Hey! Do you know what you are?*
*You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!*

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to *The Grape*,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
*Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life*
Was his name...
*One Two Three Four!*
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
*And yet he was a beautiful lady*
Nearly drove you insane
*Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR*
And so you kissed a little sailor
*Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:*
Who had just blew in from Spain
*Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf*
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
*The story of a demented bread-boffer*
And acted like it was cocaine
*Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf*
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
*Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town*
In a way you can't explain
*Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.*
And so you worked the wall with Michael
*Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite*
Which gave your back an awful strain
*Volcanic Hell*
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
*Next Thursday, teen town's finest...*
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

*Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest*
*'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole*

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Corn hole*
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Fist fuck*
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Wrist-watch; Crisco*
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
*Pud!*

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)

*Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...*
 
Rockys sharp aint she?. ....................................................Hey did Bonehead post this song along with me? I have him on ignore. He did dint he? Maybe theres hope. Im going to take him off ignore for awhile..............Rich
 
haha Rich i quoted bone n thought i double posted when i saw the bhafa lyrics above my post lol..
 
i have another classic frank hang on
 
I saw Frank about 10 times in concert. The last few times he even recognized me in the crowd cause I always went to small venues to watch him play. Man I cried when he died he was a fabulous musician that devoted his life to irony..........................................Rich
 
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