Strange question about cottage cheese

[derekisdman]

Ok this might sound a little weird, but i'm being serious here and am curious to read some responses.

Everytime I eat cottage cheese my nipples seem to get hard and have a strange tingling feeling. It lasts all while i'm eating it and a little while after that. I'm thinking it could possibly be from an abundance of sodium, but i'm not sure why that would have the affect it does. Any theories?

 

[Emma-Leigh]

Everytime I eat cottage cheese my nipples seem to get hard and have a strange tingling feeling. It lasts all while i'm eating it and a little while after that. I'm thinking it could possibly be from an abundance of sodium, but i'm not sure why that would have the affect it does. Any theories?

A weird cottage cheese fetish??





Sorry... Couldn't resist...


I have never heard of it before - I don't think it would be sodium related either (not as you ate it anyway - would not have time to 'react' in your body). It may be temperature related (cold cottage cheese causing a 'chill/goosebumps'??)...

 

[GoalGetter]

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aaaaaaahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry had to laugh first. but seriously, um. how COLD is this cottage cheese when you are eating it? Maybe it's the temperature of the CC?

 

[min0 lee]

Sorry.....do you have a picture of this strange phenomenon?

 

[BulkMeUp]

Solution: stop rubbing the cold container against your nipples.




j/k .. sorry couldnt resist that one. Never heard of such a phenomenon.

 

[Vieope]

Maybe you got gangbanged by cows at some point of your life.

 

[rantheman]

maybe it reminds you of something else that is white and salty. lol

 

[Sh8kin]

So I'm not the only one...

 

[min0 lee]

 

[derekisdman]

I saw all these responses coming, but I posted anyway. I don't think it's temperature related though, I eat ice and nothing seems to happen ;p

 

[BulkMeUp]

Well, it dosent sound like a major issue. Now if anything else starts to tingle and get hard, then you have issues!!

 

[derekisdman]

Well, I DO like cottage cheese an awful lot...

 

[BigDyl]

Now for the scientific explaination:

Cottage Cheese is like 99% sodium. Sodium raises your blood pressure, causing capilaries in certain externalities to expand due to increase red blood cell count or "blood" in lamens terms.




Don't worry I don't know what the fuck im talking about. You probably just like eating gobs of cum.