Hey you guys, leave him alone I believe him just look at the yellow sticky notes. Being a nerd he has no friends so the only notes he could have are reminders to 'Call SPRTYIODQM back before he reaches the outer crab nebula or the signal will be touch and go'. Another says 'Chat session with NODGLOB Group @3:00AM Morplanian time', I think one says 'Cyber Sex at 12:00PM with YCPNUNAE bring the toilet paper roll and 4 packs of mustard and 5 packs relish stolen from the hotdog place'
I mean aside from his kinky pleasures with male aliens from 2 galaxies over(his must love dual-penis' and the chunky mustard like slime on their bodies to protect their skin from extra gamma rays, IDK I say let people do what they want as long as they don't hurt others...
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