The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[Dark Geared God]

OTG = bastard children is 6 different counties

Gears McGilf = on again off again smack head

Dayday = child rapist

still suck..coffee

Dark Geared God = feeble Mexican lawn mower

I'm done

u still suck

 

[independent]

Big true.

 

[dieseljimmy]

I...Um... have ramped up a significant dose of caber. And I might have been abusing some various ampethamines. And I might have given myself a Indian burn on my penis. I kinda didn't think I would be jerkin raw at 35... my parents must be so proud.

 

[REDDOG309]

Well jimmy I went into the bathroom this morning and honeybear put a new bottle vanilla lavender hand soap in there and I thought, hmm.... now how would that feel on my penis, the answer is, really really nice, and I smell great. And I got 20 years on you, just sayin........

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Sup knigs! Anyhoo, been Aping the ole lady lots and SFW. Other than work and gears, that's about all life has to offer as of late. That's ok, cause gears, food, AP, SFW, and the occasional Prip and natty ice is all any knig really needs when you really think hard about it. Anyhoo, speaking of slin. I can't never seem to get past 240 no matter how much gears and SFW I do. So, slin it is. I'm thinking 7iu PWO, followed by a shitload of protein and carbs. I'll keep some fruit juice on hand lest I should go all hypo and shit. So, anyone know if Wal-Mart sells that Humulin r or Novolin r w/o a script?

 

[theCaptn']

McGilf! Welcome back to biggdom
You back on the gilf train or hitting those younger Sheilas?

Slin .... Start around 4iu's - then up 1iu every couple of days until you hit 7ius ... Or die!

 

[dieseljimmy]

Sup knigs! Anyhoo, been Aping the ole lady lots and SFW. Other than work and gears, that's about all life has to offer as of late. That's ok, cause gears, food, AP, SFW, and the occasional Prip and natty ice is all any knig really needs when you really think hard about it. Anyhoo, speaking of slin. I can't never seem to get past 240 no matter how much gears and SFW I do. So, slin it is. I'm thinking 7iu PWO, followed by a shitload of protein and carbs. I'll keep some fruit juice on hand lest I should go all hypo and shit. So, anyone know if Wal-Mart sells that Humulin r or Novolin r w/o a script?

Its a state to state thing. Most states yeah...
Walmart gives you free donuts with every bottle

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Update: Went to SFLegs this morning at 7:45ish. Afterward, I called Walls Mart to axe if they had Novalin r (generic Humalin, similar to Humalog slin) and if I was buying it for SWIM, would I get it w/out a skrip. They said sure, come get you some! So, I went there and gt me a bottle of Novalin r and a box of 100 29g heroin pins and was all set. I asked abut the free donuts, but all they had as the Krispy Kremes on clearance for like $.99 a bx. So, I bought one dozen. Anyhoo, the slin was only like $25. I had heard that you should start at like 3iu, then increase by 1iu each wo till you get to 10-12iu. I read about 1iu for every 10lbs is a rule of thumb (no moar). You also need about 100-200g of carbs and 60-80g f protein about 20 minute after the inject, followed by a large meal about 1-2 hrs later. I went ahead and pinned 10iu, followed by a met Rx bar (400 cals, 46g carbs, 30g pr) immediately post shot, then a 2% milk/38g protein shake afterward. I never felt hypo or nothing. But, I do feel a bit hungry even after eating a large pasta lunch. I'll do about 12iu tomorro and level off around 15iu over the next week long as I keep responding well. 15iu seems t be a fairly standard dose from what I read. Gears n Slin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[theCaptn']

Keep some carbs on hand at all time knigglet

 

[dieseljimmy]

Update: Went to SFLegs this morning at 7:45ish. Afterward, I called Walls Mart to axe if they had Novalin r (generic Humalin, similar to Humalog slin) and if I was buying it for SWIM, would I get it w/out a skrip. They said sure, come get you some! So, I went there and gt me a bottle of Novalin r and a box of 100 29g heroin pins and was all set. I asked abut the free donuts, but all they had as the Krispy Kremes on clearance for like $.99 a bx. So, I bought one dozen. Anyhoo, the slin was only like $25. I had heard that you should start at like 3iu, then increase by 1iu each wo till you get to 10-12iu. I read about 1iu for every 10lbs is a rule of thumb (no moar). You also need about 100-200g of carbs and 60-80g f protein about 20 minute after the inject, followed by a large meal about 1-2 hrs later. I went ahead and pinned 10iu, followed by a met Rx bar (400 cals, 46g carbs, 30g pr) immediately post shot, then a 2% milk/38g protein shake afterward. I never felt hypo or nothing. But, I do feel a bit hungry even after eating a large pasta lunch. I'll do about 12iu tomorro and level off around 15iu over the next week long as I keep responding well. 15iu seems t be a fairly standard dose from what I read. Gears n Slin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Might want to wade into that pool at a more leisurely pace.
Take your time...look at the milfs tending to their children...that's where the nip slips happen!

 

[GearsMcGilf]

All is going well so far. I did 12u today after SFW. I plan on levelling off around 15 as long as I'm still alive after 13 and 14. Surprisingly I can't feel nothing till much later in the day when I start really geakin for sugar. I'm hoping this with deca/test @ 600/1000 will finally push me past the 260 mark.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Sorry to GI OT knigz. I forgot to mention that my chick digs watching me LHJO and spray all over meself. For some reason it was difficult to finish last nite. So I'm thinking the slin and maybe being a lil hypo g. Perhaps with more carbs I'll be able to make a good mess tonight. I'll update soon.

 

[theCaptn']

That's not enough gearz McGilf. You need some abombs or dbolz

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Hittn some back n tris right now. Just pinned 16u slin bout half way thru tris so I could pound the pwo shake right after SFW. Shit if I didn't get lite headed as fuck and shakey and sweaty within 12 min. I had to pound the shake immediately. Lol At least I know where my slin sweet spot is.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

This shit's the effin bombadeer knigs! Already up almost 2kg in a week. 244 today. My Appetite's out the roof and muscles seem to be better recovered after a week than they was previously. Shits definitely boss!

 

[Tesla]

C

Can't wait to give this a test run.

 

[theCaptn']

Lol that's fucking madness you can get commercial weed products in the USA no less

You still jerked tesla? Or gone to the flab like saney has?

 

[Tesla]

Lol that's fucking madness you can get commercial weed products in the USA no less

You still jerked tesla? Or gone to the flab like saney has?

Well I'm kruzing on 750mg/test per week. It's Winter time here, so not as lean, but still terked.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

C

Can't wait to give this a test run.

I can't 8 till medical weed is legal here in Bama. Course, it'll take a Supreme court ruling, kinda like fag marriage, to make it happen in the bible belt. Anyhoo, at least slin's legal at W-mart. 246 today! Anyone got any good AP stories as of late? I got a coupla good new ones I'ma post tomorrow, complete with rimming and cream pies.

 

[theCaptn']

I got nada.... Except some of the shit I see online. These tiny white dolls getting brutalised by Kniggs and Knoggs ... Hilarious!

 

[Tesla]

I shoulda broke it in half. Fucker told me to eat the whole cookie.............Never been so blazed in my life........

 

[theCaptn']

Says a lot you old weed hound LOL.
So I'm back on the tren. Got some tren base on the way and some inj clen. Maybe some winny.
Think I'm screwed!

 

[GearsMcGilf]

I got nada.... Except some of the shit I see online. These tiny white dolls getting brutalised by Kniggs and Knoggs ... Hilarious!

So, the ole lady lives with you and you ain't got any AP stories... WTF? Did she find this thread and cut you off knig? Anyhoo, I had a terrible experience during what should have made for a gr8 AP story. I posted it in the anabolic section, but it kinda makes for a good AP story. So:

Just wondering if anyone else has had trouble getting/staying hard whilst on the slin. I am currently slamming 16u of Novalin r post wo. I've been using it for 10 days now. I used it everyday for the first 10 days, so I've prolly been overdoing it. A a few days into it, I noticed that when I JOd, I never could get completely hard. In fact, the other night, I almost couldn't finish cause it was just like playing with a wet noodle. I didn't worry too much about it at the time since it was just a round of LHJO. However, yesterday was rather disturbing to say the least. I didn't wo, so I took 12u first thing in the am. followed by a shake (~80g protein and ~150g carbs). About 90 minutes later (9:30ish), I had a sausage, egg, cheese bagel meal with a hash brown (no exactly cutting here). That was all I had till around 3:00pm. I also didn't sleep worth a shit previous two nites. So, by the time I got to my girl's place, I was a little weak/tired. Anyhoo, it seemed that when messing around, I never could get more than about a 75% boner, rather than the 125% that I'm accustomed to with 1g of test/600mg deca each week. To give an example, at one time, I'm on my knees, on the bed, rubbing her sweet spot and to get her really worked up, I slip a finger into her ass. She's going nuts and starts sucking my cawk like a good good girl. A this point, I'm maybe 80% hard and ready to go in, but a little concerned. So, I got on top, start fiddling with my junk and have to work at it to get in there. After maybe a dozen or so strokes I notice I'm running out gas and keep having to put it back, till finally I go totally limp. I figured I might do better after eating something. So, we ate, put up some Xmas lights, then tried again, but still no luck. I could get about 80%, but would lose it every time I tried to use it. After dinner (7:30ish), same thing. However, around 9ish we started going at it again and I got about 80% once more. This time however, with her on top, ad me using less effort, it worked fairly well and she came 3 times! Things did start to improve some as the evening went on. We 69'ed around 9:00 and I got roughly 95% hard and fucked her in the ass till I came, still never 100% hard tho. It seemed to get better, though I was still fairly fatigued throughout the evening. Just wondering if anyone else has had erectile issues whilst running

slin.

 

[theCaptn']

You need some old school vitC!

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Thing is, that was the only time that's ever happened. The vitC usually works, but failed this time. I literally couldn't get much wood and what I did get was gone bout as soon as I got it in. It was horrifi.

 

[theCaptn']

I never had the issue using slin bro ... But I never went over 10iu of humalog. Maybe you just needed ATM?

 

[tomsawyer.tc]

Bro.....been reading the posts here about using the slin. Being an insulin diabetic for 40 years and having the P.T. and nutrition background I feel you may be hitting the slin 2 without having the correct nutrients to back it up. As far as Humalog nova log humility all the fast acting insulin it takes approximately 15 minutes for it to start to impact blood sugar. So taking it b during your workout is dangerous. Especially if you have no idea what your blood sugar levels are. You are better off taking it immediately post work out. Also...for every 15 grams of carbs you need 1i.u. to cover it. So say you took 100 grams of carbs like a dextrose or maltodextrin you would need 10 i.u. fast acting slin to carry the nutrients through your bloodstream. But remember...your body is programed to deliver insulin based on the based amount of carbs you take in. So be cautious in your insulin regime. Please invest in a cheap blood meter so you know .what your body is doing. As far as the lack of full wood it can happen based on blood sugar level. Remember simple sugars or glycogen fuel our brains ans well as our muscles for workout. Your lack or wood is most likely based on a low glycogen level caused by your insulin supplementation and a lack of long acting carbs. Remember...your cawk is a muscle and if there is no glycogen your main vein won't have enuf blood flow or nitric oxide to maintain the wood. Plus your brain controls orgasm and if glucose is low you will crash just like you did on your workout. Hope this helps bro.

Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Bro.....been reading the posts here about using the slin. Being an insulin diabetic for 40 years and having the P.T. and nutrition background I feel you may be hitting the slin 2 without having the correct nutrients to back it up. As far as Humalog nova log humility all the fast acting insulin it takes approximately 15 minutes for it to start to impact blood sugar. So taking it b during your workout is dangerous. Especially if you have no idea what your blood sugar levels are. You are better off taking it immediately post work out. Also...for every 15 grams of carbs you need 1i.u. to cover it. So say you took 100 grams of carbs like a dextrose or maltodextrin you would need 10 i.u. fast acting slin to carry the nutrients through your bloodstream. But remember...your body is programed to deliver insulin based on the based amount of carbs you take in. So be cautious in your insulin regime. Please invest in a cheap blood meter so you know .what your body is doing. As far as the lack of full wood it can happen based on blood sugar level. Remember simple sugars or glycogen fuel our brains ans well as our muscles for workout. Your lack or wood is most likely based on a low glycogen level caused by your insulin supplementation and a lack of long acting carbs. Remember...your cawk is a muscle and if there is no glycogen your main vein won't have enuf blood flow or nitric oxide to maintain the wood. Plus your brain controls orgasm and if glucose is low you will crash just like you did on your workout. Hope this helps bro.

Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

Good info mate. That's kind of what I was thinking. My BS was prolly all screwed up at the time. I'm gonna get some dextrose and a BS meter tomorrow.

 

[tomsawyer.tc]

Good info mate. That's kind of what I was thinking. My BS was prolly all screwed up at the time. I'm gonna get some dextrose and a BS meter tomorrow.

Lemme kno how it works out bro.
I adjust my slin towards a post workout time frame and will go glucose tabs followed with a protien shake then a good meal an hour later.
Been considering using a gainer with the slin so keep u posted

Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

 

[theCaptn']

I thought the cawk was an organ, not a muscle