The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[mooch2321]

sane you fat piece of shit, how the hell can you have any opinion on a preworkout supp when you dont even workout? You start that beta alanine shit with me and i will be up in new joisey seeing how you like a rectal application of those cheque drops!

 

[Saney]

Shit, you couldn't beat me with one hand tied below Jay's pants.

NOT BIG!

 

[mooch2321]

the mooch hasnt been of not big status in years.....and as much as you would like to get your hands in richard Gears' pants i cant condone that sort of thing. Mabye you should talk to weldingman about your issues.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

What!?!? A new Chairman?!?! IDFTS! I meant if I don't hook up with the gilf this weekend I WILL AP the theatre chick this weekend. I didn't mean that I might AP someone. It's gonna be one or the other. I'm hoping for the gilf. I just TM'd her a little while ago to see she wants to get together this weekend. If the answer is yes, which I spec it will be, then one way or another, I'm gonna make sure we have a place. If she's not in the mood, I'll rape the bitch.

AND Sane can't replace the Chairman with his livestock!

 

[Saney]

Richard, pretty weird how she got that exclusive photo of me... i'm kinda weirded out now.. Stalker?

Mooch, Pics of Big status or GTFO

Roids, You better Nail that bitch 7 ways to Sunday or you'll be impeached!

 

[Saney]

Why is water wet? wtf are you smoking bitch? You might need to stop by Al's office for some "Real" Afgoo

 

[Saney]

LOL

Will Al hit Richard with a Comeback?

and it's "The ONE" you Midget fuck!

 

[NiagaraBalls]

LOL...Alphonse is gonna be all "Meet me at the pool, Richard Gears!!!" when he sees the watermelon coolies comment. It was Bananaberry, get it right.

No one snapped up any of that Syntha-6,huh? Two and a half hrs. til my threesome. Skeet, skeet, skeet!!!

 

[Kathybird]

--- wrong quote. --- want to know about the threesome. ---(edit)


You'll be reporting back, right?

 

[Saney]

 

[NiagaraBalls]

You'll be reporting back, right?

Of course. Someone's gotta close deals and do some skeet shooting around here.

 

[sprayherup]

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Of course. Someone's gotta close deals and do some skeet shooting around here.

I'll have a full on AP story by Monday. The bible thumper chick TM'd and was all like "I've been thinking about you all day!" And, "I really wanna see you again soon, you?" I sorta sense a clingy psycho in the making here. But, it's hard not to tell what she wants to hear when I she's all ready to go. But, I can't stop thinking about the gilf. I TM'd her earlier today to She gets me all tingly in the groin area for some reason, more so than the bible thumper.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

I'll have a full on AP story by Monday. The bible thumper chick TM'd and was all like "I've been thinking about you all day!" And, "I really wanna see you again soon, you?" I sorta sense a clingy psycho in the making here. But, it's hard not to tell what she wants to hear when I she's all ready to go. But, I can't stop thinking about the gilf. I TM'd her earlier today to She gets me all tingly in the groin area for some reason, more so than the bible thumper.

Sounds promising enough. Reel it in and mount her on the CT wall.

 

[Saney]

Some of the things you say and the way it sounds sometimes is SO FUCKING GAY

We need to have a CT Meeting!

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Sorry no bomb pics... at least until I can do an "after" pic.

On another topic.... for those who are bitching on how long it takes to get a girl in teh sack, y'all seem to be missin' something. Y'all are big. (OK "Big" and "Not Big" semantics aside.) The bunch of yous (there's my Philly accent) seem fairly nice, holding off and cutting it off when the woman wants to stop ... however, it's a scary world out there, a chick needs to make sure you're not Jeffrey Dahmer. Especially if she's alone with you.

Look, if I want her cut up and in my freezer, not putting out isn't gonna prevent it. Just my 2cc's.

But, that's why I don't come on too strong on the first date. So, she won't get scared off or think I'm just a perv after some quick AP (whether it's the case or no). 2nd date, she should be comfy enough for there to be some kind of action (oral, grabbing of the junk, etc.), even if not full on AP. Third date, if she likes you at all, she's slingin' some leg or it's the final date.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Some of the things you say and the way it sounds sometimes is SO FUCKING GAY

We need to have a CT Meeting!

Okay, who hacked inSane's account???!!! He would never complain about gay sounding comments. We won't stand for this travesty.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Some of the things you say and the way it sounds sometimes is SO FUCKING GAY

We need to have a CT Meeting!

WTF?! And who was talking about licking all over me and the Columbian muscle bear? Who was abusing a Gears doll in his basement? And I'm the fag here?!?!?

 

[Saney]

WTF?! And who was talking about licking all over me and the Columbian muscle bear? Who was abusing a Gears doll in his basement? And I'm the fag here?!?!?

That wasn't for you Roids

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Look, if I want her cut up and in my freezer, not putting out isn't gonna prevent it. Just my 2cc's.

But, that's why I don't come on too strong on the first date. So, she won't get scared off or think I'm just a perv after some quick AP (whether it's the case or no). 2nd date, she should be comfy enough for there to be some kind of action (oral, grabbing of the junk, etc.), even if not full on AP. Third date, if she likes you at all, she's slingin' some leg or it's the final date.

What works best for me is not come on too strong during the first convo (not date) and then start floating the idea that it's going to be AP, not dating. If you phrase things well enough they figure out what you want w/o you looking desperate. Once you have things established, THEN arrange to meet. That way, a lot less time and money is spent. I figure out early if they're bullshitters and shake them before even meeting. Then usually when you do meet the real ones, things happen. Just my 2 cents, but it's worked for me.

 

[Kathybird]

So, she won't get scared off or think I'm just a perv after some quick AP (whether it's the case or no).

Some women are completely fine with being a f*ck buddy. Or a one night stand. Everybody's got an itch.

Have any of yous tried just saying you're after AP on one of these sites? Did it work?


Edit: Can I say f*ck without the asterisk?

 

[Kathybird]

start floating the idea that it's going to be AP, not dating. If you phrase things well enough they figure out what you want w/o you looking desperate. Once you have things established, THEN arrange to meet.

Thaaaas what I'm talkin bout.

 

[sprayherup]

So you sprayherup and if she gets weird just don't talk to her anymore.

What's the worse that can happen? She'll throw holy water at you or send a bunch of bible thumpers to your house every Sunday morning at 6am?

 

[NiagaraBalls]

One way I narrow things down is if they ask what I'm looking for, I'll say I'm interested in fun and interesting people. Looking mostly for fun, nothing serious. That's code for FB and they know what you're talking about. If they continue to talk to you, they're either down w/ it or are teases. That part can be figured out when you get a little more bold and suggest a meet up.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Some women are completely fine with being a f*ck buddy. Or a one night stand. Everybody's got an itch.

Have any of yous tried just saying you're after AP on one of these sites? Did it work?


Edit: Can I say f*ck without the asterisk?

No. The rest of us can say fuck, but you should stick with the *. Women are not allowed to curse in the CT. Read the rules.

I think it's pretty much understood what everybody's after at onlineboootycall and adultmatchmaker. I tried OBC, but I kept running into fake profiles, trying to direct me to pr0n sites and people who just kept asking for more pics, yet nothing came of it (prolly fags).

At m.com, the quality is good and the profiles are all legit, but it costs more $ and time because you have to go on a coupla dates and appear that you're interested in a relationship.

 

[FMJ]

What's the worse that can happen? She'll throw holy water at you or send a bunch of bible thumpers to your house every Sunday morning at 6am?

Better invest in one of these!

 

[theCaptn']

supp Jews and BA Abusers???

Started my carb up last night . . dropped about 300g with pWO shake and dinner, another 100g at 1am; 150g this morning . . worked out I was about 300g short last time, so going to hit 1150g by 8pm tonight.

. ... . .. looks like my sten order is still in transit . . . over a month now. Those fuckers are offering next shipping free ($55), but still should be here by now . . look fwd to this liquid C . .

. . . gonna get MILF to send me a cheeky vid for LHJO purposes tonight!

 

[theCaptn']

oh, and welcome back Richard Gears . . big fan of his movies

 

[independent]

No. The rest of us can say fuck, but you should stick with the *. Women are not allowed to curse in the CT. Read the rules.

I think it's pretty much understood what everybody's after at onlineboootycall and adultmatchmaker. I tried OBC, but I kept running into fake profiles, trying to direct me to pr0n sites and people who just kept asking for more pics, yet nothing came of it (prolly fags).

At m.com, the quality is good and the profiles are all legit, but it costs more $ and time because you have to go on a coupla dates and appear that you're interested in a relationship.

Im with roids. If I was single I would rather spend a little more time and money for quality. My friend pulls women off cl, plentyof fish but they are hags. He's a good looking guy too. I would rather have 1 good one versus 5 hags.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

supp Jews and BA Abusers???

Started my carb up last night . . dropped about 300g with pWO shake and dinner, another 100g at 1am; 150g this morning . . worked out I was about 300g short last time, so going to hit 1150g by 8pm tonight.

. ... . .. looks like my sten order is still in transit . . . over a month now. Those fuckers are offering next shipping free ($55), but still should be here by now . . look fwd to this liquid C . .

. . . gonna get MILF to send me a cheeky vid for LHJO purposes tonight!

They have a hell of a deal on igf-1 today. Like 3 for $50 I think. I did a quick workout today just to get the guns a lil pumped for tonight's AP. Did 8X8 w/ dumbbells and did my tide shot post. I'm using TB pins the gf got from work. The tiny needles make it pretty smooth sailing.