The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[Dark Geared God]

Geez this board is becoming like a neon sign that says ROID CENTRAL whats up with all the new sponsors?

Saw that too huh jcar ..all i can say is wow they got some deals out there

 

[theCaptn']

Yikes capt your scaring me....I guess you are a little Testy lol

gone from testy horny to testy pissed an jerked - must be all that decanoate kickin in?

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Sup sippers! Speaking of wood enhancers. They got this stuff called Stiff Nights at my local supp store. I took that shit one before I'd ever done VitC and it was the shizzle. I still have one left. It lasts like 5-7 hrs and give you wood like you were 14 years old. Just feeling your shorts rub against it will give you instant diamond cutting wood. I pounded the wife on it later in the evening and felt like I was poking her liver. Only problem is it felt like some kinda viagra/coke speedball. After AP, I was lying in bed till 4am with my heart pounding like Al described.

 

[Dark Geared God]

Sup sippers! Speaking of wood enhancers. They got this stuff called Stiff Nights at my local supp store. I took that shit one before I'd ever done VitC and it was the shizzle. I still have one left. It lasts like 5-7 hrs and give you wood like you were 14 years old. Just feeling your shorts rub against it will give you instant diamond cutting wood. I pounded the wife on it later in the evening and felt like I was poking her liver. Only problem is it felt like some kinda viagra/coke speedball. After AP, I was lying in bed till 4am with my heart pounding like Al described.

That doesn't sound fun at all. the pounding heart that is

 

[jcar1016]

Sup sippers! Speaking of wood enhancers. They got this stuff called Stiff Nights at my local supp store. I took that shit one before I'd ever done VitC and it was the shizzle. I still have one left. It lasts like 5-7 hrs and give you wood like you were 14 years old. Just feeling your shorts rub against it will give you instant diamond cutting wood. I pounded the wife on it later in the evening and felt like I was poking her liver. Only problem is it felt like some kinda viagra/coke speedball. After AP, I was lying in bed till 4am with my heart pounding like Al described.

Yeah that would be the Yohimbe I keep referin to it'll give ya major wood and its speed

 

[Tesla]

Yeah that would be the Yohimbe I keep referin to it'll give ya major wood and its speed

I know it's late, but da "c" aint here yet so I'm popping (1) Stam-Rx right now.......Milfy is tukkin' in da little tike and then comin' over for Burgers and AP........I think her skinny Blonde friend is comin over too...she's like 23, but parties like no other..........I doubt a three-sum will ensue, but I can always dream

 

[Dark Geared God]

I know it's late, but da "c" aint here yet so I'm popping (1) Stam-Rx right now.......Milfy is tukkin' in da little tike and then comin' over for Burgers and AP........I think her skinny Blonde friend is comin over too...she's like 23, but parties like no other..........I doubt a three-sum will ensue, but I can always dream

I'll toot a rail in hope of your conquest. 2 is fun three is better

 

[jcar1016]

Al if you dont accomplish the double AP you dont have a hair on your nuts. What kind of example are you settin for all the future DRSE members

 

[Tesla]

Al if you dont accomplish the double AP you dont have a hair on your nuts. What kind of example are you settin for all the future DRSE members

It wont be from lack of effort you eff-stikks..........I will see what I can do....I gots da Merlot stocked for da girlies to get all buzzed........and the young skinny one likes to burn tree.......so she gots sum Monster Mango comin' her way..

 

[jcar1016]

It wont be from lack of effort you eff-stikks..........I will see what I can do....I gots da Merlot stocked for da girlies to get all buzzed........and the young skinny one likes to burn tree.......so she gots sum Monster Mango comin' her way..

It'd be a shame to let all that Test jerkedness you been braggin about go ta waste. Waste the poon instead bro

 

[Tesla]

Test Jerkedness will not go to waste......I'm at least pumpin' Milfy tonight cuz she is attracted to my Test Jerked and Tan status

 

[jcar1016]

Test Jerkedness will not go to waste......I'm at least pumpin' Milfy tonight cuz she is attracted to my Test Jerked and Tan status

Jeez what you doin typin bro go hit it already

 

[cc-10]

alan pounding milfy while poison is being played in the background.

 

[theCaptn']

Test Jerkedness will not go to waste......I'm at least pumpin' Milfy tonight cuz she is attracted to my Test Jerked and Tan status

welcome back Al

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Correction: Whitesnake will be playing and he'll be sporting the durag and upside down shades while AP'ing.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Well, it's the next day and I've been sitting by this PC all night waiting for an update. He hasn't updated, so that prolly means he's been pounding milfy. If she's that big of a ho and bringing a friend, then surely Alfonse scored a 3sum.

 

[Buzzard]

Capt & Dick Gears,

One of yous a while back was talking about fasted AM cardio. How long can you do that before you would start burning muscle?

I apologize for the seriousness of this post... LHJO, GEARS, whores!

 

[jcar1016]

Capt & Dick Gears,

One of yous a while back was talking about fasted AM cardio. How long can you do that before you would start burning muscle?

As long as you want as long as your diet is on point

 

[Buzzard]

As long as you want as long as your diet is on point

I've heard that much after 20-30 mins and your burnin muscle or sum10

 

[jcar1016]

I've heard that much after 20-30 mins and your burnin muscle or sum10

No I meant length of time like days weeks months lol

 

[Buzzard]

No I meant length of time like days weeks months lol

My bad... Yeah, I meant like minutes per session. Thanks bro.

 

[independent]

My bad... Yeah, I meant like minutes per session. Thanks bro.

As long as youre sipping beta alanine during cardio you can go as long as you want. I usually do 2-3 hours of fasted cardio.

 

[Buzzard]

Agreed...

GYCH!

 

[jcar1016]

Wow no post from Al Either he bagged the 3sum or is in the hospital with priapism from all the yohimbe

 

[mooch2321]

I've heard that much after 20-30 mins and your burnin muscle or sum10

bullshit! keep your heartrate under 120-130 ish and you will be fine. Sip on some bcaas if your worried

 

[Saney]

FUCK CARDIO!!!

I must walk at least 5 miles everyday at work.. I need to get one of those Step Counter things and record one days work.. it's so exhausting. Can't believe i have energy to SFW at night.

 

[Kathybird]

FUCK CARDIO!!!

I must walk at least 5 miles everyday at work.. I need to get one of those Step Counter things and record one days work.. it's so exhausting. Can't believe i have energy to SFW at night.

Are you serious? Goddamn. Have a kid. You'll think strolling 5 miles is a nap.

 

[country1911]

jesus saney, pick a corner and stick to it... johns will stop eventually when they get desperate enough

 

[country1911]

Wow no post from Al Either he bagged the 3sum or is in the hospital with priapism from all the yohimbe

his ass is tied to the bed and all of his stuff has been pawned... poor fella

 

[mooch2321]

FUCK CARDIO!!!

I must walk at least 5 miles everyday at work.. I need to get one of those Step Counter things and record one days work.. it's so exhausting. Can't believe i have energy to SFW at night.

you should be leaning out into a very aesthetically pleasing not big....if you dont get fired