The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[jcar1016]

Al your so fuckin cool can I be like you when I'm old At the very least would you consider bein my Dad?

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Al your so fuckin cool can I be like you when I'm old At the very least would you consider bein my Dad?

Too late! He's already got a kid on the way so he doesn't need any more.

 

[Tesla]

As the Sitch would say.........





Yes jcar.....I'll be your Daddy........

 

[jcar1016]

DRSE for life bitches Als my daddy now

 

[theCaptn']

Man, this place is sad lately.Anyway...Milfie just woke up and gave quick hummage while I was Q'in.

. .it's no fkg wonder . . too much LHJO and not enough AP actividad!

 

[cc-10]

not bigs

 

[theCaptn']

werd!

When me and the bro used to get smashed, we would call up this free number to Lube Mobile. This would be the conversation:

Lube: Hello Lube Mobile, HCWH?

Capt: Lube Mobile? Damn it's an emergency and we need your help!

Lube: Please state the nature of the emergency

Capt: We got this party going on

Lube: Yes . .

Capt: And all these Crack Whores turned up but we ran out of lube!

Lube: What?

Capt: Bwahahaha! Bitches!

Lube: <click> . . . . . . .

 

[jcar1016]

Aw fuck thats funny bro I needed to laugh too

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Cap, methinks if the broad can't post a pic, she should be avoided. I've fount that most broads who won't post a pic be hags. Anyhoo, I'm jones'in for some gotdamn AP!!!!!! I woke up with mad wood this morning and had to jack it down b4 getting up. The mlfs at the beach made me want to walk out into the ocean and LHJO all day yesterday. I'm gonna wear the gilf out when I get back.

Yeah, that dayday is the biggest fukkin no AP getting white trash loozer I ever seen!

 

[Saney]

So.. Again I went to AC for my boy's Bachelor party.. Once we arrived there were a couple strippers that came into our hotel room and started doing their thing.. Lets just say, it was soo fucking horrible, that it was funny.. One of them had a saggy belly from a recent C-Section.. and the other girl was on some major drugs and has never done a private show before... it was fucking pathetic.. they were fat, stupid, non-directional.. can't believe these bitches cost money.. I wish ya'll could have been there,, fucking gay..

So Since I felt like we were cheated out of our time and money, i stole the bikini bottoms from one of those smuts.. nice green pair.. I think it'll match my workout top.. Pics??

Did a little gambling, but didn't get shit. Roids was chatting with me talking about how he can't wait to AP my ex and w/e.. Just glad he didn't decide to drunk dial my fat ass...

Got upset with one of my potential fat girls.. she kept saying, "i'm prolly gonna be busy all summer chris.. I mean, i'm already fucking two ppl.. now you want me to sit on your cock, give me a break!" FAT WHORE!!

I did send roids a pic of the bombs I was supposed to post up here but only Josh seemed to care about it.. But I don't do favors for fat men.

Go Habs!

 

[Buzzard]

So.. Again I went to AC for my boy's Bachelor party.. Once we arrived there were a couple strippers that came into our hotel room and started doing their thing.. Lets just say, it was soo fucking horrible, that it was funny.. One of them had a saggy belly from a recent C-Section.. and the other girl was on some major drugs and has never done a private show before... it was fucking pathetic.. they were fat, stupid, non-directional.. can't believe these bitches cost money.. I wish ya'll could have been there,, fucking gay..

So Since I felt like we were cheated out of our time and money, i stole the bikini bottoms from one of those smuts.. nice green pair.. I think it'll match my workout top.. Pics??

Did a little gambling, but didn't get shit. Roids was chatting with me talking about how he can't wait to AP my ex and w/e.. Just glad he didn't decide to drunk dial my fat ass...

Got upset with one of my potential fat girls.. she kept saying, "i'm prolly gonna be busy all summer chris.. I mean, i'm already fucking two ppl.. now you want me to sit on your cock, give me a break!" FAT WHORE!!

I did send roids a pic of the bombs I was supposed to post up here but only Josh seemed to care about it.. But I don't do favors for fat men.

Go Habs!

What about me knigg? I want bombs!!!

 

[NiagaraBalls]

I may be buying a new 65" DLP that's 3D ready! Saw it on a good sale for right around 900. I've got a 62" that I just listed for sale so if I can move it fast, I'll scoop this other one up. Free delivery. It would rock if I could sell mine for a little more than that, since it will come w/ a stand. Getting a new set plus turning a profit would be pretty sweet. We'll see what kinda responses I get.

 

[Buzzard]

Took my ol' lady and the boys to the Ranger game last night. Tons of azz there. Then there's a Wade Bowen concert after.... Damn!!! So much azz. 21+ all over (even some 51+ chicks for Al).

Then... Damn near got shot by some messkins. I guess the 90mph brake test pissed them off. That's what I get for driving her car rather than the big diesel. Nobody fukks with the cummins.

Sprayed up my girl this morn pr0n style. She's on her knees, looking up with mouth open...

GICH & GSCH

 

[NiagaraBalls]

$900? What brand and where????

Thats a good deal. Probably a floor model or "scratched and dented".

Still though thats a good deal.

Brand new from dell.com wd-65c9. Looks like a kick ass tv for a steal. Got a friend interested in buying mine, so I hope it works out and I can grab this one before it sells out or goes off sale.

 

[Dark Geared God]

Al your so fuckin cool can I be like you when I'm old At the very least would you consider bein my Dad?

Can i be the angry uncle with pstd....that shoot gears and fights with everyone on the block

 

[theCaptn']

Supp LHJOs?

Drying weighing at 231lb, carrying a bit of water round the midsection but jerked all the same! Did my first light delt wo in 6 weeks, some light flies too - should be full SFW in another 2 weeks.

SFLegz every 5 days, seems to be a sweet spot - fucking wheels are getting huuuge.

DBol in a weeks time, freaky shit's gonna happen!

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Supp LHJOs?

Drying weighing at 231lb, carrying a bit of water round the midsection but jerked all the same! Did my first light delt wo in 6 weeks, some light flies too - should be full SFW in another 2 weeks.

SFLegz every 5 days, seems to be a sweet spot - fucking wheels are getting huuuge.

DBol in a weeks time, freaky shit's gonna happen!

Lookin pretty dry and acceptably tan. I'm getting pretty dark now. A couple uneven spots because of the beds but walking and mowing shirtless has helped a lot. I find natural sun balances things out nicely. Gives a little deeper, more even look. Getting pretty close to being pool ready. The thing opens in less than a week now.

 

[Saney]

Capt'n is def lookin good. After a couple weeks of that Dbol, i'll be expecting more pics.

And i'm very curious to how "good" those 3-D tvs are gonna be in comparison to the Theaters. I hope Josh sells his soon so we can all find out.

I feel like Rudy in here sometimes because I'll always be the one never doing Gears

 

[Tesla]

Why do you have to wait for the effin' pool to open


That sux........anyway, script "c" has the Milfie walking funny now......I almost hate to go back to RC "c", but I can't afford the script stuff......

 

[Saney]

can't you buy Cialis pills off those roid sites?

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Why do you have to wait for the effin' pool to open


That sux........anyway, script "c" has the Milfie walking funny now......I almost hate to go back to RC "c", but I can't afford the script stuff......

It's not the idea that I have to wait for it to open. The idea is a goal of looking very tan, pretty lean by the opening date. I like to have a date certain by which I'd like to be at whatever point I want to hit.

It helps keep you focused and on track to keep things moving along when you know there's a "deadline" of sorts. I'll keep working toward that goal throughout the Summer, but wanted to be looking pretty good by the time the thing opens. I'm expecting there will be a decent amount of ass there so i wanna be the most desirable mug there to pull my share of it.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Al, what'd I tell ya about that script grade? You really can't truly appreciate it unless you've used the RC version. It's just better. I miss the days when my girl could get sample packs free at the dr's office she worked at. i got multiple sample packs of all three diff things and they all rocked.

 

[Buzzard]

Shes back? Thats gotta throw a wrench in the Gilf poon seekage. But ur pretty jacked so being gone for a few hours to "workout" shouldnt be too hard to believe. She might even start hamper diving your soiled boxers so start burying them shits at the bottom.

I don't know what you're talkin about, mr. Gears... But whatever... I don't wear drawers. I did have an ex that would have me drop my pants so she could smell my cock. What's dumbass. I'd stop somewhere and wash it off before I got home. Duh.

 

[theCaptn']

It's not the idea that I have to wait for it to open. The idea is a goal of looking very tan, pretty lean by the opening date. I like to have a date certain by which I'd like to be at whatever point I want to hit.

It helps keep you focused and on track to keep things moving along when you know there's a "deadline" of sorts. I'll keep working toward that goal throughout the Summer, but wanted to be looking pretty good by the time the thing opens. I'm expecting there will be a decent amount of ass there so i wanna be the most desirable mug there to pull my share of it.

Photos of claimed leaness otherwise you're still a creampuff

 

[jcar1016]

I don't know what you're talkin about, mr. Gears... But whatever... I don't wear drawers. I did have an ex that would have me drop my pants so she could smell my cock. What's dumbass. I'd stop somewhere and wash it off before I got home. Duh.

If I had a chick like that I'd start shitin on myself teach that bitch

 

[theCaptn']

GF: You're home late where you been honey?

BUZZ: Out shooting racoons and drinking bud

GF: Ok, well Im gonna sniff your cock just to make sure

. . . .

 

[jcar1016]

GF: You're home late where you been honey?

BUZZ: Out shooting racoons and drinking bud

GF: Ok, well Im gonna sniff your cock just to make sure

. . . .

Its not what you think Honey I just got a little drunk and fucked a racoon I would never cheat on you

 

[theCaptn']

Beastiality's Great, Mate . . Beastiality's Great!

 

[jcar1016]

Pig-Fuckers Anonamous

 

[Tesla]

My ass hurts from that Sust 325..........Holy fuck, I can't even sit down......I have to take the band-aid off my ass so milfie doesn't suspect gearage.......she's already asked and I said no......when she slaps and grabs my butt during AP and I grimace in pain I think is making her a little suspect

I know this blend was suppose to be a little more painful, but damm this shit makes you sore......The pinning is smooth as silk......just is sore as a MoFo the next couple days