So I'm sitting at work earlier and I get this craving for a snack. There wasn't anything to grab from the office fridge (damn coworkers didn't have anything good for me in there to take), so I went next door to the supermarket.
I went straight into the produce section. I was looking around keeping cool making pretend I'd buy something. I went up to the grapes and grabbed a few, put them in my pocket real quick. Next I went to the loose candy section, quickly picked out a few of those caramel candies, put them in my pocket. Then I hit the salad bar (jackpot), grabbed a few strips of grilled chicken and put them in my pocket.
I figured that would be enough for today so I went back to the office and enjoyed my little feast that cost $0.00.