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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

TheCapt'n said:
well . . .

Richard Gears is given up the darkside in favour of DEA-approved DHEA

Saney has become a god-of-tren . . just ask all the fat chicks he is dating

Gears McGilf has been dumped by the GILF, now he's trying out the waters with a MILF . . it's making him feel like a cradle-snatcher

Josh has become even gayer, more jewish, fatter, and even more jewish if that could be possible. He is so jelous of Saney, he asked me in a PM to refer to him as 'Chris'. I'll forward you the PM.

Al has been finding gears littered all over Folsom . . he got dumped by that VD-infected sluttbag who favoured her unjerked hubby over him . . fortuantely there we're plenty-o-milf by the pool impressed by his tannedness, jerkability and hulk hogun impersonoantoringness

The Situation is our resident haitian/dominican/puerto rican . . we're pretty sure he's scamming benefits to spend on gears. Or beta-alanine . .

. .oh, and Ive been abusing hcG, NeoVar and clen, but it's been doing nothing for my desirability. Advice?
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Haitian i wish did you see that tribe that go's from city to city state to state collecting all the welfare bennie until they dry up then move on to the next ity..shit they have that hustle down.. ask doms to find that story.
he's good at that.. hey capt some asshole used a pic of my abs on facebook what a tard i thought it might be a dea agent in training trying to get my beta-al:coffee::coffee:on a side not al losing to the Ex is a big blow to all jerked kind.he mist start using beta-al :coffee:
i went from a rich jew to a poor haitian/puto rican:coffee:
 
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Richard Gears said:
Well, i was smoking some homemade ice that i concocted from my Bronkaid and i swear to fucking gawd i saw an agent get out of the dark blue impala doing a moonwalk. Then the driver of the crown vic got out and he looked EXACTLY like the agent from the Matrix. They both looked at each other and then pointed at me. Im really nervous about all of this. When i got back in, there was a bottle of plant sterols on my pillow. This is getting too fucking weird.
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they know you havebeta-al:coffee:
 
At first I was thinking the Smalls alias was Saney but then I reasoned that even he wasn't that slow. Your culprit is......Mustang!!!
 
I just realized why Sitch has that video in his sig. It features the CT's own Willie P in the middle, sporting a smart Live Strong bracelet.
 
:jerkit:
 
GearsMcGilf said:
Sup starfish stabbers! Gotta new milf on the horizon! :ohyeah: I peeked into match.com for a sec and winked at this broad. No e-mail or nothing and she was all about it. Def gonna follow thru on this broad. She's a lil young tho, only 46, but cute as hell. She's all petite at 5'2/108 and blonde with a descent rack. Oughtta be interesting. I ain't pounded a chick that tiny in 14 yrs. Sposed to get 2gether with her next week.

Havin' lunch with the gilf 2day and hoping she might be up for some AP 2morrow nite. But, I ain't gonna bet a ml of VitC on it just yet. SHe's been actin' all funny sayin she ain't gonna see me no mas, but still keeps callin. Fukkin bitches are stressful. I'm really hopin to plow this new milfie tho. Not actually a milf tho. No kids, so the snatch oughtta be nice and tite. :fapn:
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Fukkin Feds... Where u hidin all your gears?
 
Well Last night I had my first experience with Night Sweats. I woke up and it felt like my body was suffocating. I threw the sheet off me and was covered in sweat.. head to toe... I had to flip the pillow cause it was fucking drenched..

And the shitty part was, i was fucking freezing my balls off..

I NEED TO INJECT MORE NIGGER TREN!!!!! Maybe 375mgs?
 
just be careful it's not tren for jews . . the sides are hideous . . look at Josh! :roflmao:
 
Richard Gears said:
Well, i was smoking some homemade ice that i concocted from my Bronkaid and i swear to fucking gawd i saw an agent get out of the dark blue impala doing a moonwalk. Then the driver of the crown vic got out and he looked EXACTLY like the agent from the Matrix. They both looked at each other and then pointed at me. Im really nervous about all of this. When i got back in, there was a bottle of plant sterols on my pillow. This is getting too fucking weird.
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Was the blue Impala rollin on some Daytons from Ebay?
 
Is it me or is sugar free Rockstar the best beverage out there? They must put something in this because I think I'm addicted to it. Wish I could buy this shit by the pallet.

Hmm...maybe I'll tool around the internets and find some coupons for this... score!!!

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Richard Gears said:
Thats the effin worst. To be drenched and yet youre freezing your balls off because the AC is on blast.

Well...That tren finally kicked in. You wont be sleeping much now.
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and that's only at 300mgs.. I was thinking of running 375 tonight.. What should I do? Up my dose or play it safe and be fat forever??
 
:lol:

I used to be all over the blue can Monsters but now I've got a hard on for the Rockstar. $6.49 a 4 pack at the supermarket.

The trick is to bang up the box, maybe scratch up the cans and then complain. The store manager will knock off 50-75 cents or so because they're dented up. Score!!!

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And there's the rub. What's a moderate dose? Surely not enough to do what we're looking for. Moderate doses for a lifetime are fine, but the doses guys like us want to use just aren't good for the heart to constantly run. Lipids can take a serious hit from a normal cycle and when you come off and run ancillary supps you're good to go.

If you never give your body a break though, you're kinda asking for trouble. I know I had a cholesterol test done once toward the end of a pulse and my levels were all kinds of fucked up. That was using two compounds dosing 3 times a week with moderate dosing. Since my total cholesterol had been under 150 before that it was a wake up call. If you have any heart issues in your family, you need to be a little extra mindful.

I'm not trying to catch a heart attack or anything so I opt for cycles instead of balls to the wall anything goes programs where you take whatever sounds fun and never come off. I know not all you you do things that way, but it happens. At least get your lipids checked here and there.

Richard Gears said:
Doctors prescribe TRT everyday.


Unless they're in direct contradiction of their hippocratic oath? :geewhiz:

Moderate doses are fine.
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See, you'll get the hang of it.

Oh shit, I gotta check my fat Ebay account now.... I think someone won the auction of my expired DHEA bottle. Score!!!

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shiiit, my total cholestoral was under 150 three weeks into my last superdrol run......hdl 0, ldl 149 baby. Thats the shit right there! I even got the doc to take ten percent off the labwork cuz i realized i met him at a gangbang where we facialed this chick that my buddy paid to be there.
 
Point taken. Personally, I enjoy life and wanna stick around a while. Nothing's guaranteed, but odds are a lot better if you take care of yourself. There are risks with anabolics but it's smart to minimize them. My two cents.
 
:coffee: said The Situation
 
Any u kniggz snore?......My Ex spent the night Wed. and Thurs. night and said I snored a little on Wed. and then loud like a bear last night...I was real tired and boozed up last night, so that probably contributed..wtf??...no one ever told me that before.......Do I need to get one of those Breathe-Easy strips or sum10 like Jerry Rice used to wear?

Maybe a new set of pillows or sum10???

Answer me DAMMMITT!!!!:paddle:

How do I keep from snoring???!!!! :paddle:
 
Sleep in a different position. That might help.
 
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vortrit said:
But consider scientists had debated between two possible theories of light: was it a wave or did it instead consist of a stream of tiny particles?
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