The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[withoutrulers]

anybody ever run just mast and test before? Wondering what the strength gains are comparable to

 

[Tesla]

"Don't wanna close my eyes"

YouTube Video

 

[NiagaraBalls]

How many times a day can I take whey protein? Can I take it before and after a workout? Do I get it from GNC?

You need methyl-1whey. Only administer once per day. Make sure to pre-load liver protection Novedex XT. For research purposes only.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Yarmulke....get it right goy!

 

[NiagaraBalls]

I have a meeting w/ the media moguls so I won't be able to make it this time. Thanks for offering something to nosh on though. That will greatly assist in my bulk. I've been getting my omegas from gefilte fish.

 

[theCaptn']

. . fuck all you filthy cutlery-stealing jews . . . the shame of it all! the shame!

 

[Saney]

Damn Masteron is going to make my hair fall out? Well, i do have that DHT blocker Finasteride.. would it be a good idea to run that during the cycle to minimize hairloss??

And I was thinking of picking up some Winny Powder and mixing it with Everclear... i'll get Drunk and Jerked at the same time... SCOAR!!!

 

[theCaptn']

fuck your hairline . . you'll be jerked AND desirable like Al and theCapt . . can get yourself a new GF who knows her place goddamit!

 

[Saney]

For real... i laid the Law down last night BIG TIME.. she came crawling back.. got in the bed and said, "Do you want AP?" to show my dominance I declined, but later LHJO while she sleeped and got a lil semen on her nose, and i whispered GICH!

 

[theCaptn']

fuck her or stfu Gears

 

[Saney]

Gears showed me a pic of her on the Mighty Connector (FB), and shes pretty fucking hot..

And Dick knows me so well he can even translate my BS stories... What a great relationship we have...................................

 

[Saney]

Prolly wuz.. anyhow, she doesn't want your Shriveled Nut Sack..

I read she likes men who have REAL jobs and don't give out Hand-me-down Xannies... mhm, you'll need to kidnap her if you want your way.

 

[theCaptn']

hook a nigga up!

 

[Saney]

You aint got no bomb to drop.. and only Wander thinks your Fantastico... probably the only positive thing she can say besides Bueno

Yea, i've gone down on Gi.. I do good work.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Drop the name or it's bs. Whey the hell wouldn't you brag if it's for real? And lay down the mack, already. If she said she wants your numbers, give her your digits and tell her she can have THESE numbers. Roll the dice since there's nothing to lose.

Btw, Cher is over 40.

 

[Saney]

Cher has Anal-Leakage

 

[theCaptn']

Gi got a thing for notBig French Jews who live at home . . enough said

 

[theCaptn']

im gonna pm her and see if we can run a train.

that will happen, You and I already got invites!

GWCH!

 

[NiagaraBalls]

I can see you failed to get the meaning from my post. Re read carefully and you'll see i said to tell her she can have THESE NUMBERS (you phone # as opposed to the number of lbs. you were lifting). Reading comprehension is a lost art.

Wait.............



You're from Jersey aren't you? Nevermind, you have an excuse.

No you asshole read it again. i said she commented on the weight i was using. she said "i want to get to your numbers" meaning the amount of weight i was using.

you Jooo. get your reading glasses on oldman. Then come back. because youre kinda fun these days

 

[theCaptn']

motel? I was hoping for an alleyway dumpster

. . behind a 5-guys or sum10

 

[theCaptn']

albuterol and LHJO

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Women like wit. Everyone knows that. If you can make a girl laugh w/ a play on words it can get you pretty far. If a woman approaches you and gives you a compliment, you've gotta capitalize on it though. Whether you say what I gave as an example or something else, you can't let an opportunidad like that slip away. if she works out where you do regularly, you'll have other chances and you'll have a reason to say hi in the future since she spoke first.

Shit, I would offer to share some bs training tips or something. Act like you're some kind of fitness expert and get in as far as being some kind of consultant to her training and diet. That would be a potential goldmine if she's truly a high roller.

Anyway, stars are just people. years ago I ran into a well known actor at a mall. I just went up and said hi. had a couple min convo and found out he went to college where my dad used to teach. Most people are approachable if you don't act star struck and are just friendly.

 

[theCaptn']

Anyone famous deserves to have their fucking face stoved in

 

[vortrit]

Anyway, stars are just people. years ago I ran into a well known actor at a mall. I just went up and said hi. had a couple min convo and found out he went to college where my dad used to teach. Most people are approachable if you don't act star struck and are just friendly.

I talked to Richard Gears once. It was on the internet, but he sent me a PM. He wanted to buy my hampster.

 

[Tesla]

Smokin' alot of herb lately.......


Sleeping like a baby

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Anyway, stars are just people. years ago I ran into a well known actor at a mall. I just went up and said hi. had a couple min convo and found out he went to college where my dad used to teach. Most people are approachable if you don't act star struck and are just friendly.

So, did you get in his pants later on?

Anyhoo, my internets was out all fukkin day yesterday, so no CTing. Fukkin blows when that happens.

Any of y'all every tried that Benaughty thing on FB? I looked thru it. There were a lot of fuglies and whales on there, but there were some decent lookers also, even a coupla hot looking Ingines and a coupla negritas I'd bang. I thought about giving it a try, but it's $24.99/mo.

 

[Tesla]

McGilf........Aren't there some local watering holes you can pound poon at??....Seems like a waste of time on deez intranet sites

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Werd. But, if I go to the local saloon, I'll end up dropping a buncha $ and maybe/maybe not pounding anything. The intranets have just made the shopping a whole lot easier. Plus, you don't have to compete wid all the other dicks in the room.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Eerbody in this lab class has to bring a stool sample on thursday. Maybe I could use that to break the ice with one of those 21 year olds. Just walk up and see if she wants to compare shit samples.

 

[vortrit]

McGilf........Aren't there some local watering holes you can pound poon at??....Seems like a waste of time on deez intranet sites

w3rd!