the effed up joke thread =)

[KelJu]

Q. A black man and a Mexican are riding in a car together, who is driving?

A. The cops!

 

[KelJu]

Young Child: Mommy Mommy, why am I walking in circles?

Mother: Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

 

[KelJu]

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"
His father says, "No...how old?"
He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."

 

[KelJu]

Q. What did the black kid get for Christmas?

A. My bike!

 

[KelJu]

Q. What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television set floating in mid air?

A. Say, "drop it, negro."

 

[KelJu]

Q: How do you stop a gang rape?

A: Throw in a basketball.

 

[KelJu]

Q: How can you tell if your roommate's gay?

A: His dick tastes like shit.

 

[KelJu]

Q. How do you fit four gay guys on one bar stool?

A. Turn it over.

 

[KelJu]

Q. How do you circumcise a redneck?

A. Kick his sister in the chin.

 

[fufu]

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"
His father says, "No...how old?"
He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."

lawl

 

[TCAP28]

Q. How do you circumcise a redneck?

A. Kick his sister in the chin.

Good one.