The Men's Code Of Honor

[Chain Link]

After reading a disturbing post by one of our own,( http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showpost.php?p=921842&postcount=20 ) I've decided that we men need a code of honor. All men who fail to abide by this code shall be beaten and their pubes infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.

#1. No man shall ever, under any circumstance- *unless facing certain death*, kick another man in the balls. Ever.

#2. No man shall ever,"cock block" for a chick he doesnt know.

#3. As a man, If your friend gets caught in a lie, you must lie to back him up.

#4. No man(if homosexual) shall ever,"Hit on" another man unless hes CLEARLY homosexual, or he already knows the other man is homosexual.

#5. In referance to #3- Even if its a rediculous lie.

Feel free to add, we must stop this anarchy

 

[Jenny]

What about girls kicking guys in the balls? Is that ok?

 

[fantasma62]

#6 No man shall ever, under any circumstance, tap a friend's girl. If the girl is an ex, said man must seek his friend and tell him that he's going to tap it....then tap it

 

[The__wenger]

What about girls kicking guys in the balls? Is that ok?

 

[DOMS]

What about girls kicking guys in the balls? Is that ok?

Can someone alter this emoticon for Jenny?

 

[King Silverback]

#6 No man shall ever, under any circumstance, tap a friend's girl. If the girl is an ex, said man must seek his friend and tell him that he's going to tap it....then tap it

 

[ihateschoolmt]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dormroompranks.html No man shall ever video tape another man masterbating and put it on the internet.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dormroompranks.html No man shall ever video tape another man masterbating and put it on the internet.

ahahahah!

 

[gococksDJS]

#6 No man shall ever, under any circumstance, tap a friend's girl. If the girl is an ex, said man must seek his friend and tell him that he's going to tap it....then tap it

I agree with this one too, but unfortunately it has also happened to me. It wasn't a full tap, it was a mild poke, but still it shouldn't be done.

 

[silencer]

What about girls kicking guys in the balls? Is that ok?

You look far too nice to do such a horrible act. I know a lot of Swedish girls who come down to Marbella (Where I go on Holiday a lot) and they would never do that...so please don't think about it

 

[Famous]

After reading a disturbing post by one of our own,( If you got in a fight... - [Forums] ) I've decided that we men need a code of honor. All men who fail to abide by this code shall be beaten and their pubes infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.

#1. No man shall ever, under any circumstance- *unless facing certain death*, kick another man in the balls. Ever.

#2. No man shall ever,"cock block" for a chick he doesnt know.

#3. As a man, If your friend gets caught in a lie, you must lie to back him up.

#4. No man(if homosexual) shall ever,"Hit on" another man unless hes CLEARLY homosexual, or he already knows the other man is homosexual.

#5. In referance to #3- Even if its a rediculous lie.

Feel free to add, we must stop this anarchy

#7 No man shall ever, under any circumstance,hit on a girl that friend likes or is dating.

 

[bio-chem]

#7 No man shall ever, under any circumstance,hit on a girl that friend likes or is dating.

no man shall ever resurrect a thread nearly 5 years old that he did not previously post in.

 

[ALBOB]

#7 No man shall ever, under any circumstance,hit on a girl that friend likes or is dating.

Fuck that! Yeah, if he's dating her she's off limits. But if he LIKES her? If he likes her so damn much he oughtta grow some balls and knock the bottom outta that shit. Otherwise I'm tappin it.