The "Official" FUQ thread!

[mmafiter]

Ok, here's the plan. Use this thread to vent your anger about anything that's bugging you or has happened to you. And at the end of the rant, make sure you say FUQ! So, let's say a bad driver pissed you off, at the end of the rant you say "bad driver...FUQ!" Maybe you will feel better, and we'll get a laugh at your expense!

Here's my first one; Cell phones.

Why oh why do people think they're so special and cool when they're talking on a cell phone? I mean any idiot can scrape up $25.00 and go get a cell phone can't they, it's not that special. I really hate it when "soccer mom" type women are yakking to thier friends on the phone during an event. At the last fitness show I went to with w8, there was some chick on the phone right behind me and she's describing what's happening at the show to the person on the phone! For the WHOLE freakin' show she's doing this! I was tempted to turn around and calmly take the phone out of her hand and then smash it on the floor.

Rude cell phone users.............FUQ!!!!!!

 

[Scotty the Body]

Back on January 27 of this year, I had a minor car accident and caused some damage to my new truck.
I didn???t get my truck back from the body shop till February 27 (one whole month) and when I did get it back, the Paint didn???t match, they were still missing some suspension parts (on back order so they say).
On March 26, the missing parts came in (2 months after accident) truck still needed to be re-painted.
Last week while I was in the city, 500km away from home, the leaf spring broke causing the rear diff to leak. Turns out the body shop didn???t replace the damaged one but rather did a shitty job repairing it. They were supposed to put on a new one as my truck was brand new and the insurance company was paying for BRAND NEW parts.

Now today May 4/02, 3 months and a couple days since my accident, my trucks paint still doesn???t match, I???ve got a rattle in my box where damage was and my steering wheel is about 15% off center.

Crooked Mechanics???????????????.FUQ!!!

 

[CLPgold]

FUQ just for the hell of it today OK here's a good reason! Cuz I ain't gettin' any gosh darnit FUQ and it's springtime. FUQ!!!

 

[Scotty the Body]

LOL, you need to move back to Alberta!!

 

[CRASHMAN]

FUQ my soups too hot! hahaha

 

[mmafiter]

Ha ha, you guys crack me up! FUQ!

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by mmafiter
Ha ha, you guys crack me up! FUQ!

FUQ,I don't get it mmafiter...
You pissed at those guys?

 

[mmafiter]

No! It just cracks me up when we say FUQ after a rant. It sort of makes light of the situation and you realize it's not worth stressing about. Like this.....

Crazy bike riding Canadians...........FUQ!

 

[CLPgold]

I'm outta beer! FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ!!!!!!!

I don't know when The Beer Store opens on Sundays. Right now it's almot 10:00am. I am gonna head over there soon and see if they're open.

 

[Decosta]

I'm waititng to hear from a worplace and they haven#t gotten back to me in a month and ahalf and when I can earn about 100 pounds a week, that is a major




FUQ!!

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by mmafiter
No! It just cracks me up when we say FUQ after a rant. It sort of makes light of the situation and you realize it's not worth stressing about. Like this.....

Crazy bike riding Canadians...........FUQ!

FUQ yeah!!!

 

[qball]

Originally posted by mmafiter
No! It just cracks me up when we say FUQ after a rant. It sort of makes light of the situation and you realize it's not worth stressing about. Like this.....

Crazy bike riding Canadians...........FUQ!

Crazy bike riders! Canadian or no

Live to ride - Ride to Live

 

[lean_n_76er]

Damn slow Sunday drivers! Never fails to get behind one when you really need to be somewhere on time! FUQ!

 

[I Are Baboon]

Being on a mountain bike, ten miles into the woods with nothing around, and having to take a wicked shit. Happened to me yesterday. FUQ!!!!! Thank God for the Kleenex I had in my backpack.

 

[HickeyNC]

Smashing your Damn finger when putting the bar back into the squat rack. It still hurts. FUQ

 

[naturaltan]

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
LOL, you need to move back to Alberta!!

Do you live in Alberta Scotty?

hhmmm ... a rant.

Well, while at the bar this weekend, a hottie pinched my butt - FUQ!!

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by qball



Crazy bike riders! Canadian or no

Live to ride - Ride to Live

HUH???
You making $$$$$$ off of your riding?FUQ!!!!!

...

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Being on a mountain bike, ten miles into the woods with nothing around, and having to take a wicked shit. Happened to me yesterday. FUQ!!!!! Thank God for the Kleenex I had in my backpack.

FUQ...Do bears shit in da woods???

 

[I Are Baboon]

Originally posted by Dero

FUQ...Do bears shit in da woods???

I don't know, but baboons sure as hell do.

 

[bludevil]

Having the damn in-laws over, FUQ in-laws

 

[Dero]

FUQ,I hate beavers...
NOT THOSE ONES!!!!
The four legged ones that build dams ...
Lots of bike trails are still under water,because of the FOUR LEGGED BEAVERS!!!!!
Spent about 2 hrs today destroying some dams,I know I will go back tomorrow and have do it again!!!

 

[ALBOB]

I work for a Major. (That's his rank, not his assholeness. Well yeah, it's his assholeness too.) Anyway he's SUPPOSEDLY has his degree in education. We have to write annual evaluation reports on everybody who works here. Notice I said "WE". I write them and he bleeds all over them and sends them back a dozen and a half times for corrections. Then, when the reports go to our headquarters they come back with even more blood on them fixing the things he FUQ'D up. When all is said and done they end up looking exactly like the reports I handed him in the first place, WEEKS AGO!!! And THEN the bastard comes in my office telling me I need to learn how to write better.

FUQING MAJORS...........FUQ!!!!!

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by ALBOB
I work for a Major. (That's his rank, not his assholeness. Well yeah, it's his assholeness too.) Anyway he's SUPPOSEDLY has his degree in education. We have to write annual evaluation reports on everybody who works here. Notice I said "WE". I write them and he bleeds all over them and sends them back a dozen and a half times for corrections. Then, when the reports go to our headquarters they come back with even more blood on them fixing the things he FUQ'D up. When all is said and done they end up looking exactly like the reports I handed him in the first place, WEEKS AGO!!! And THEN the bastard comes in my office telling me I need to learn how to write better.

FUQING MAJORS...........FUQ!!!!!

Typical beauracracy. The guy who knows what he's doing gets screwed while some kiss ass takes the credit.

Beauracracy.........FUQ!

 

[wheete]

People that walk to close to you when you are doing bench presses, accidently walking into your barbell and having it drop in your lap, hitting your $#%$!!!!.

 

[julinia]

FUQ the bill collectors who call me everyday all the time like I am sitting on top of a stash of money I am trying to hide. If I am home during the middle of the day chances are I'm not working. FUQ heads!

I feel better

 

[Mule]

Having some giggly girl drop a dumbbell on your foot and just telling her oh im alright when you feel like ripping her FUQing head off!

 

[lean_n_76er]

Close Talkers! FUQ 'em! (especially when they have bad fuq'in breath)

 

[Crayon]

mmafiter, I can't help to keep laughing my ass off at yoru little picture under your fuqing name. It looks like your fuquing singing to a crowd? What the fuq are you singing, Elvis songs do those old hags in Las Vegas?

was that good fuq usage?

 

[seyone]

FUQ all of ottawa for beating the Flyers and FUQ the Flyers for sucking enough to loose.

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by Crayon
mmafiter, I can't help to keep laughing my ass off at yoru little picture under your fuqing name. It looks like your fuquing singing to a crowd? What the fuq are you singing, Elvis songs do those old hags in Las Vegas?

was that good fuq usage?

Yep, that's me the lounge singer.