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The "Official" FUQ thread!
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shed a tear for Little Altwig. 
There!!!How was dat?
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TWIG??? Oh no, Sequoa maybe but NOT a twig. 
get's as vertical as one just cut down and as big as the protruding sprout, 5seconds after the seed coat breaks. 
w8lifter
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Originally posted by cornfed
Butt sis? You always liked it when I talked dirty to ya B4?? When I said fuq you all, I only meant you
That sweet little face .....talk dirty to me? ....never!
w8lifter
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Originally posted by mmafiter
w8; I already FUQ'ed you yesterday, remember saying "Whatever you were doing in there was cool!"? So, simmer down and keep your FUQQing pants on.
Yeah...I remember...that was FUQQing way cool.
FUQ me! I forgot to say FUQ in my last post! FUQ it, this'll have to FUQQing do!
Fuq yeah!
How 'bout I burry that sweet 'lil face in... Fuq... w8, I gotta blow my nose...got a kleenex?Originally posted by w8lifter
That sweet little face .....talk dirty to me? ....never!
Woooohoooo I'm fuqqin' above w8!!! even better view than below!!! Fuq yeah!!! (top posters)
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I hate people who asusme I have nothing better to do than stay late at work! FUQ!! I detest overtime and will not work unless absolutely necessary ... FUQ!!!
w8lifter
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Originally posted by cornfed
How 'bout I burry that sweet 'lil face in... Fuq... w8, I gotta blow my nose...got a kleenex?
lmfao...you got a way of ruining the mood cornbud, if it ain't that sweet little face it's the damn words cumming outta your mouth!
Here's one for the books.
Now picture this....a 2 lane road that runs East/West is intersected by another 2 lane road running North/South.
The intersection is controlled by a traffic light. There's a gas station on the Northwest corner with an entrance off
off the Southbound lane and one off the Westbound lane. It is 6:30 pm and rush hour is winding down. I'm sitting
in the North bound lane,7 cars back, waiting for the green light. The last Westbound car, aka Dumb Bitch, turns right
(North) just as the her light turns red. My light turns green and traffic begins to move. Suddenly everything stops!! DB
decides to turn left into the gas station (across traffic). The entrance is blocked by cars and the South bound lane isn't
moving because someone wants to turn left (East) across traffic. By now tempers are flaring and horns are wailing. A few choice words have escaped my mouth as well. Question: Why the hell didn't DB continue West thru the light and use the other entrance? Answer has yet to be determined. Possible cause: Inherently stupid person allowed behind the wheel. Conclusions: Common Sense is DEFINITELY dead!!!
FUQ all stupid people!!!!!
Now picture this....a 2 lane road that runs East/West is intersected by another 2 lane road running North/South.
The intersection is controlled by a traffic light. There's a gas station on the Northwest corner with an entrance off
off the Southbound lane and one off the Westbound lane. It is 6:30 pm and rush hour is winding down. I'm sitting
in the North bound lane,7 cars back, waiting for the green light. The last Westbound car, aka Dumb Bitch, turns right
(North) just as the her light turns red. My light turns green and traffic begins to move. Suddenly everything stops!! DB
decides to turn left into the gas station (across traffic). The entrance is blocked by cars and the South bound lane isn't
moving because someone wants to turn left (East) across traffic. By now tempers are flaring and horns are wailing. A few choice words have escaped my mouth as well. Question: Why the hell didn't DB continue West thru the light and use the other entrance? Answer has yet to be determined. Possible cause: Inherently stupid person allowed behind the wheel. Conclusions: Common Sense is DEFINITELY dead!!!
FUQ all stupid people!!!!!
ARRRGH. I overslept so missed my morning protein shake
FUQ me I guess....
Not so bad - grabbed a can of tuna on the way out the door and added it to my food bag for the day. Tuna for breakfast ? But it works.
Got to work - realized I had forgotten my 6 hardboiled eggs. They were inches away from the bag. Made them last night but didn't add them to the bag b/c they were still hot. FUQ me again...I'm so bad in the morning.
So now I'm down another meal. To top it off - no car with me today (car pooled). No transportation and missing a meal. But hey - wait. We have a little convenience store downstairs in the lobby area. I know they have tuna in cans there. So now I'm having tuna 3 times today. That can't be good but has to be better then missing the meals.
Ready for my big FUQ? Those mofos (will that get censored?) charged $3.29 for 1 can of tuna.
FUQ convenience store. Robbers with a storefront.
(yes - i know it's mostly my own damn fault. lol)
FUQ me I guess....
Not so bad - grabbed a can of tuna on the way out the door and added it to my food bag for the day. Tuna for breakfast ? But it works.
Got to work - realized I had forgotten my 6 hardboiled eggs. They were inches away from the bag. Made them last night but didn't add them to the bag b/c they were still hot. FUQ me again...I'm so bad in the morning.
So now I'm down another meal. To top it off - no car with me today (car pooled). No transportation and missing a meal. But hey - wait. We have a little convenience store downstairs in the lobby area. I know they have tuna in cans there. So now I'm having tuna 3 times today. That can't be good but has to be better then missing the meals.
Ready for my big FUQ? Those mofos (will that get censored?) charged $3.29 for 1 can of tuna.
FUQ convenience store. Robbers with a storefront.
(yes - i know it's mostly my own damn fault. lol)
oh fuq, now that fuq'n sucks.
Originally posted by w8lifter
lmfao...you got a way of ruining the mood cornbud, if it ain't that sweet little face it's the damn words cumming outta your mouth!
oh, and soes fudge count?
Originally posted by tidalwaverus
I hate soap operas so bad I come home for lunch and my wife is watching that crap ,I just want to kick the TV makes it makes my blood boil I would rather drop a wt on foot than listen to that crap. FUQ
STUPID FRICKING WASTE OF LIFE
PICK YOUR NOSE YOU WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO ADMIRE!!!!!!!FUQ
Tell us how you really feel.
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So, i'm a day late on this:
ok:
"Well, while at the bar this weekend, a hottie pinched my butt - FUQ!! "
**at least you had someone pinching you!....F U Q!!!
"Cuz I ain't gettin' any gosh darnit FUQ and it's springtime. FUQ!!!""
**Hey CLP....what a coinkidink! Neither am I!!!! We could get together and FUQ, FUQ, FUQ!
Wait...you live a long way away! F U Q !!!
ok:
"Well, while at the bar this weekend, a hottie pinched my butt - FUQ!! "
**at least you had someone pinching you!....F U Q!!!
"Cuz I ain't gettin' any gosh darnit FUQ and it's springtime. FUQ!!!""
**Hey CLP....what a coinkidink! Neither am I!!!! We could get together and FUQ, FUQ, FUQ!
Wait...you live a long way away! F U Q !!!
I would have been b*tching the whole time while I was paying for it!Man, I LOVE spring! Except for the bugs.
This morning was particularly balmy, so I decided to do my morning ab routine out on the deck. I grabbed a cushion off a deck chair and placed it flat on the deck. I lay down and started counting reps when all the sudden I felt a pain in my ass. I thought maybe I sat on a pineneedle or something. So I got up and 2 yellow jackets buzzed away. FUQing bees!!! Now, I've had sunburns on my ass before, but this hurt like hell!!!
This morning was particularly balmy, so I decided to do my morning ab routine out on the deck. I grabbed a cushion off a deck chair and placed it flat on the deck. I lay down and started counting reps when all the sudden I felt a pain in my ass. I thought maybe I sat on a pineneedle or something. So I got up and 2 yellow jackets buzzed away. FUQing bees!!! Now, I've had sunburns on my ass before, but this hurt like hell!!!
FUQ those new Texas Pecan Pie Protein bars by Lean Body for tasing so FUQin' good!!!
FUQ all food in general.
FUQ cravings.
FUQ lack of self control.
FUQ stuffing my face with food, see now if I had SH#2 I know what...nevermind .
FUQ seeing SH#1 last night and of course he looked super yummi and we had a good conversation, but FUQ mostly that I'm not infatuated anymore.
FUQ not having a few infatuations to keep me occupied.
FUQ all food in general.
FUQ cravings.
FUQ lack of self control.
FUQ stuffing my face with food, see now if I had SH#2 I know what...nevermind
. FUQ seeing SH#1 last night and of course he looked super yummi and we had a good conversation, but FUQ mostly that I'm not infatuated anymore.
FUQ not having a few infatuations to keep me occupied.
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Hey CLP!
You didn't see my above offer in my post?!?!
FUQ!
You didn't see my above offer in my post?!?!
FUQ!
I hate when I get stuck behind some moron doing 80 MPH in the fast line during my drive into work. It's like "HEY DUMBASS, GET YOUR SLOW ASS OUTTA MY WAY! I GOT PLACES TO BE!!!" Damn clueless people won't move for you either. FUQ!!!!
Originally posted by Dero
HUH???
You making $$$$$$ off of your riding?FUQ!!!!!
Sometimes it takes a fuqqin' long time to respond.
FUQ! Mountain biking isn't what I had in mind. I'm talking about those fuqqing crazy motorcycle riders.
I have to second that one b/c I got in accident in early December 2001 and the car peeps told me it would take 3 weeks...well it took like 4 MONTHS and then they decided to loan us a car (it was a 2002 Camry, but thats just cause they ran outta rentals). So, anyways, they just screwed us over and they suck!!!!!!
My point: DAMN BIATCH WHO CAUSED THE ACCIDENT (who I know and hate and she is a whore - she really is!!)... FUQ!!!!
AND
Those damn CROOKED, F'D UP Mechanics and GOSHDARNED DEALERSHIPS.....FUQ!!!!!!!
I feel a tad bit better.....thanks!!!
Originally posted by CLPgold
FUQ those new Texas Pecan Pie Protein bars by Lean Body for tasing so FUQin' good!!!
FUQ all food in general.
FUQ cravings.
FUQ lack of self control.
FUQ stuffing my face with food, see now if I had SH#2 I know what...nevermind
FUQ seeing SH#1 last night and of course he looked super yummi and we had a good conversation, but FUQ mostly that I'm not infatuated anymore.
FUQ not having a few infatuations to keep me occupied.
LOL!!!!! CLP FUQ you are hilarious girl!!!!! U R too cute!!!!
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uuummmmm ... I had to put in 8 hours at work on Mother's day ... FUQ! 
also ...FUQ, it's Monday!!
also ...FUQ, it's Monday!!
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