The perfect Purina Diet (slightly off topic)

[DanK]

Someone sent this to me by email and I doubt I'm the only one who'd find it funny. I admit maybe it should be posted in open chat but I'll let a mod make the distinction for me

I have a Labrador Retriever.

I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the Intensive Care Unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Since the food is nutritionally complete and perfectly healthy, I decided to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, just hanging on my every word, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind the woman I was describing the diet to.

Horrified, she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, and went on to explain that I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the black guy was going to need assistance as he staggered to the door, laughing uproariously.

 

[GFR]

Someone sent this to me by email and I doubt I'm the only one who'd find it funny. I admit maybe it should be posted in open chat but I'll let a mod make the distinction for me


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I have a Labrador Retriever.

I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the Intensive Care Unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Since the food is nutritionally complete and perfectly healthy, I decided to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, just hanging on my every word, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind the woman I was describing the diet to.

Horrified, she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, and went on to explain that I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the black guy was going to need assistance as he staggered to the door, laughing uproariously.

Racist and off topic for this Forum

 

[DanK]

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Does that make it feminist now too? What if it said old woman, and how about that description of the dog, is my own lab going to be pissed off. I'm positive I've seen you make much much more racist posts before, and if this was somehow derogatory to black men, then I wouldn't have much to say, but the fact the black guy thought it was funny and was smart enough to recognize the punch line doesn't constitute racism. And what about the fact he was tall. Use a magic 8 ball for your next answer instead of your list of stupid answers from your sig....

 

[BigDyl]

Does that make it feminist now too? What if it said old woman, and how about that description of the dog, is my own lab going to be pissed off. I'm positive I've seen you make much much more racist posts before, and if this was somehow derogatory to black men, then I wouldn't have much to say, but the fact the black guy thought it was funny and was smart enough to recognize the punch line doesn't constitute racism. And what about the fact he was tall. Use a magic 8 ball for your next answer instead of your list of stupid answers from your sig....

True Story, this racist member should be banned.