The Racist Joke Thread

[RAWS no MORE]

I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas brothers. A black Christmas is just a bunch of toys for tots shit and garbage from goodwill.

 

[Rednack]

What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
Racist White Joke 6
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
Racist White Joke 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
Racist White Joke 6
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can???t screw.
Racist White Joke 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.

You must be colored or sum10. This hateful intolerance must stop immediately.

 

[Zaphod]

A man is walking down the beach one day and he sees a brass lamp that washed up. He runs over figuring "What the hell, can't hurt" and picks up the lamp and starts to rub it. Out pop two attractive blonde female genies. The tell him "Thank you for letting us out! We will grant you three wishes for that!" He makes his wishes and POOF! He wakes up the next day in a large mansion with hot women all over the place. He walks out of the bedroom and there is easily several million dollars scattered all over the floor. He's grinning going down the hall when all of a sudden the front door gets kicked in. The KKK rushes in, grabs him and hangs him from the tree in the front yard. They run off yelling "White power!"

Two Klansmen stay behind looking up at the body. They pull their hoods off and it's the two blonde genies with confused looks on their faces. One says "I can understand wishing for the harem with beautiful women and wishing for 10 million dollars..." The other genie finishes with "Me, too. But why would he want to be hung like a nigger?"