The Racist Joke Thread

[OnPoint88]

After the holocaust a jewish boy asks his mommy why didnt we fight back and his mother said, no one made a sling shot.

A slave trader shows up to an auction with a bunch of beat up slaves from Africa and the auctioneer says you must have had a hard time hunting them down in the jungle and the slave trader goes I didn't even go ashore because they had a pimp beating on them on them so bad I felt bad and paid for them to make it stop. The slave trader became the founder of the welfare state.

 

[DOMS]

Two Jews are driving down the street. They see a hot lookin', fine lookin', woman walking down the street.

The first Jew says, "I'm gonna screw her!"

The second Jew says, "Out of what?"

 

[DOMS]

What are two things that you can't give a black person?

A fat lip and a black eye.

 

[IronAddict]

That must be funny to some.

But what do you call a racist fuck, who offers nothing to the American dream?

A know nothing!

 

[DOMS]

What did the Alabama sherriff call a black man who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

 

[DOMS]

That must be funny to some.

But what do you call a racist fuck, who offers nothing to the American dream?

A know nothing!

I guess this thread shouldn't have been titled, "The Affirmative Action Wet Dream", huh?

Oh wait, it isn't.

 

[sofargone561]

i love you guys!

 

[Vibrant]

i love you guys!

We love you too

 

[Dark Geared God]

I guess this thread shouldn't have been titled, "The Affirmative Action Wet Dream", huh?

Oh wait, it isn't.

 

[_LG_]

We love you too

You two are so cute together

 

[Noheawaiian]

How do you fit 23 jews into one car?


You put them in the ash tray....

 

[_LG_]

How do you fit 23 niggers in one car?
Put a welfare check in the glove box

 

[Noheawaiian]

How do you fit 23 mexicans into a car?


Leave pocket change on the dashboard

 

[sofargone561]

ahaah spoeaking of niggs. i payed my gym membership the other day. i wlak up tp my boy who works their and hand him 386 dollars cash. the black girl hes having a convo with grabs the money and acts like shes gonna run, she was joking aroung until i said wow thats a good way to squash stereo types AHAHAHA!

 

[REDDOG309]

How do you hide money from a black guy?

Hide it in his work boots.

 

[_LG_]

How do you fit 23 niggers in one car?
Put a welfare check in the glove box

How do you get them out?
Toss in a job application

 

[sofargone561]

 

[EATSCHILDREN]

ahaah spoeaking of niggs. i payed my gym membership the other day. i wlak up tp my boy who works their and hand him 386 dollars cash. the black girl hes having a convo with grabs the money and acts like shes gonna run, she was joking aroung until i said wow thats a good way to squash stereo types AHAHAHA!

Nice haha. I like to misquote Martin Luther king Jr to them. I HAVE A CREAM! CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME GET THE MONEY DOLLA DOLLA BILL YAAAAALLLL!!!

 

[DOMS]

How do you get them out?
Toss in a job application

 

[RAWS no MORE]

i like this thread.

 

[ExLe]

Why do blacks smell so bad?...

So blind people can hate them too...

 

[ExLe]

Why can't stevie Wonder read?...

He's black...

 

[ExLe]

What was missing from the million man march?...

An auctioneer...

 

[ExLe]

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black?...

Neighbor...

 

[ExLe]

 

[Dark Geared God]

 

[ExLe]

As a kid we always had pancakes at home on the weekends...

We would always use Mrs. Buttersworth syrup so I had never seen another brand...

One time I stayed over at a friends house who was black...

The next morning his mom made us pancakes and put a bottle of aunt jemima syrup on the table...

I remember I thought WTF... I couldn't stop ...

I kept a straight face when I saw a pic of black Jesus, but I couldn't hold it in when I saw black Mrs. Buttersworth...

Thank god I didn't see Uncle Ben...

 

[RAWS no MORE]

have you seen the dave chapells skit about the corn mash

 

[ExLe]

have you seen the dave chapells skit about the corn mash

No, post it...

Did you have Aunt Jemima syrup groing up?...

 

[Call of Ktulu]

have you seen the dave chapells skit about the corn mash

No. What about this one. lol.

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