in case you don't know yet, AY is telling all potential new customers to fuck-off. they claim that this move is necessary due to security and capacity. this is only half true. security has never been a problem because AY has enforcers that handle shit when people get too chatty (FYI, they don't call him tommy gunz because of his arms). the real reason AY went private is because they don't have enough special secret ingredient to make their gear. what's the secrete ingredient, you ask? after hours of research and snooping i have discovered that all AY testosterone is derived from purified, north american black unicorn ejaculate. there is nothing more potent than unicorn jizz, and the north american black unicorn is by far the most difficult unicorn to catch.
since i haven't been able to afford AY in the past, i will not be able to purchase in the future. but huzzah! i have captured the last remaining male north american black unicorn! so i no longer have any need for AY! anyone who would like to make their own AY gear, i'll be selling unicorn ejaculate for affordable prices. pm me for details.
here's proof of the majestic north american black unicorn,
since i haven't been able to afford AY in the past, i will not be able to purchase in the future. but huzzah! i have captured the last remaining male north american black unicorn! so i no longer have any need for AY! anyone who would like to make their own AY gear, i'll be selling unicorn ejaculate for affordable prices. pm me for details.
here's proof of the majestic north american black unicorn,
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