MuskokaGirl
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You no what is bad...but you got to do what you got to do. I ran out of milk yesterday and I am just too busy to go to the store and buy some more.......so I am using a small thing of ice cream for my milk hahaha
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WTF, another "clean thread" ripoff..
You're soooooooooooo sued!
You're soooooooooooo sued!
WHY??! I have that exact jacket. I use it for my wankie blankie. It just feels right to shoot off on gold.Oh he hired some.
and finally
We had a summer intern from Canada who gave me a bottle of Ice Wine, I haven't tried it yet but I hear it's good stuff....
We used to have this awesome Acid Jazz lounge in Waikiki, couches everywhere, people making out in booths....it was one of my favorite places to go but it was bought out to make one of those chessy pop clubs for glossy lipped sluts and white shirted gronks to do Jaeger bombs in..... fuck those people, if you can't drink a glass of jaeger straight then don't bother doing it at all pussies.....
Vanity introduced me to lounge music, a lot of the albums have sexy covers...
^^^^ another coffee-swilling donut-puncher 
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maine is too damn hot the past few days so it's iced coffee for me today.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN
You ski uphill.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You answer the door before people knock.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You've worn out the handles on your favorite mug.
You've built a miniature city out of plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
When someone asks you," How are you?" you answer," Good to the last
drop."
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
Your Thermos is on wheels.
You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You think being called a drip is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
Nightowl
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If I pay extra can I have a lap dance?
If they had coffee on IV drip I'd have one in both arms and my jugular....
New day, different coffee. I'm enjoying Colombia Guitierrez Micro Lot
I prefer light to medium light coffee because of the softer, sweeter taste and higher caffeine levels. I can't stand dark roasts. They taste like wet cigarettes
I prefer light to medium light coffee because of the softer, sweeter taste and higher caffeine levels. I can't stand dark roasts. They taste like wet cigarettes
dave 236
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I drink my coffee in Black Russians-Wait that didn't come out right,oh well wtf.
I drink my coffee in Black Russians-Wait that didn't come out right,oh well wtf.
Got a White Russian goin' over here....
..."Careful man, there's a beverage here"
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Espresso is the king i dont know what youre talking about
Buncha jamaican Blue sippin pretty boys
the blue is the shiznit.my nigga
sup poop stabbin butt puppets
100% Kona Organic or Sumatran...my 2 favorite coffees...
hOWZIT you scrote manglin crotch goblin....sup poop stabbin butt puppets
sup poop stabbin butt puppets
take your circumsized cock and shove it up your own ass jew!
u purple starfish butt plug what up nigga
u purple starfish butt plug what up nigga
yo, drank too much jewish beer last night . . my yamica wont stay on my throbbing head . . sweet moses I need some more
JFC!!!!!! Buncha Uphill landscaping Picassos up in here
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The captn told me coffee is for fags. I tried to argue with him, but he was very insistent that coffee is the official beverage of the homosexual community. I don't agree of course but suddenly have an overpowering urge to mount a dude.
i drink it so it must be gay...
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