The Strangest Or Funniest Palce You Have Urinated

[GFR]

Lets hear those stories people.


I have a feeling some of these stories are going to get ugly or kinky

 

[goandykid]

All over the bathroom floor of my job b4 i quit

 

[goandykid]

or out of my window, YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOUR READ ALL 1000 PAGES OF THE WHORE THREAD LIKE UR SPOSED TO

 

[007]

I80 in PA at 2am in horrible heavy rainy weather with semis nearly knocking me off balance.

 

[goandykid]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo i have a mean one to tell

 

[goandykid]

my friend and I were babysitting another drunk friend, and we pee'd in empty bottles of gatorade and told him it would sober him up if he chugged it, and that it was an anti-hangover drink. im such an asshole ><

 

[The Monkey Man]

Once again I need time to ponder this for the best results -

 

[GFR]

my friend and I were babysitting another drunk friend, and we pee'd in empty bottles of gatorade and told him it would sober him up if he chugged it, and that it was an anti-hangover drink. im such an asshole ><

the thirst quencher

 

[goandykid]

lol, if i dont get the strangest or funniest, i deff get the meanest

 

[goandykid]

iv peed on the wendy's girl for the restaurant

 

[goandykid]

one of thsoe big neon signs

 

[goandykid]

do girls not do this pee in weird places thing? Is it a guy thing b/c we can aim?

 

[SuperFlex]

girls ...

 

[goandykid]

for some reason...i dont understand...

 

[goandykid]

is it a smiley face timeline

 

[SuperFlex]

In a chicks mouth... The timeline as you call it helps tell the story...

 

[MuscleM4n]

House party my and my mate were totally pissed.

Everytime we needed to relieve ourshelves we would go in the persons bathroom and pissed EVERYWHERE on the toilet paper, on the towels ALL OVER the floor, on the door handle LOL

we covered the bathroom in piss was so funny.

Poor person who had to clean it up

Felt bad afterwards but at the time it was hilarious

 

[largepkg]

Completely shit faced when I was much younger I went to the bathroom lifted the lid and relieved my self into the hamper.

 

[GFR]

In a chicks mouth... The timeline as you call it helps tell the story...

and you're the guy trying to sell us on believing in Jesus

 

[goandykid]

ahahhaha funny thread

 

[goandykid]

i noticed the floor in the bathroom at ihop was too clean once....

 

[007]

do girls not do this pee in weird places thing? Is it a guy thing b/c we can aim?

Girls pee?? as far as I am concerned girls don't pee, shit, fart, or menstruate.

 

[SuperFlex]

Eric Christ is the REALEST bro...

and you're the guy trying to sell us on believing in Jesus

Absolutely believe in Jesus Christ... I'm not Jesus and despite my imperfections the TRUTH remains the TRUTH......................... Besides that's the past... I've made many mistakes and I wouldn't drain the wessal in a whores mouth if she paid me to now...

 

[SuperFlex]

Girls pee?? as far as I am concerned girls don't pee, shit, fart, or menstruate.

Yes girls definitely pee... Ever go on a long trip and drive


btw pretty girls only poop once a year...

 

[Witmaster]

Took a nice long piss off the 12th floor balcony of the Hale Koa Hotel in Waikiki. I was aiming for the pool but it was dark and I was quite drunk. I'm pretty sure I hit several innocent bystanders but by the time security got to my floor I was safely tucked away in my room

 

[SuperFlex]

Took a nice long piss off the 12th floor balcony of the Hale Koa Hotel in Waikiki. I was aiming for the pool but it was dark and I was quite drunk. I'm pretty sure I hit several innocent bystanders but by the time security got to my floor I was safely tucked away in my room

Yes but you didn't have to worry about them seeing it was you did you?...

 

[Witmaster]

Oh I couldn't tell you if anyone saw me or not. But I sure as hell wasn't going to stick my head out the door to see if anyone recognized me!!

 

[GFR]

Absolutely believe in Jesus Christ... I'm not Jesus and despite my imperfections the TRUTH remains the TRUTH......................... Besides that's the past... I've made many mistakes and I wouldn't drain the wessal in a whores mouth if she paid me to now...

Yet you still rejoice in your past sins

 

[Dale Mabry]

In a pitcher of beer that was later spit in and masterbated into and then drank by some hos.

Me and a pal were pissing outsided at a party and once he finished I gave him a squirt on the leg knowing he couldn't retaliate in the same manner.

I was in a pool that had that stuff that turns red when you pee. I knew this and decided to freak out a friend and told her I cut my wang on my zipper.

That's all I can remember for now.

 

[Stu]

I peed against a shop window when i was wrecked, i got fined $140 by the police