the "Would you rather" thread

[fufu]

would you rather

be freaklishly tall (9' and above)
be freaklishly short (4' and below, regular body proportions)

 

[JordanMang]

tall

would you rather


be gay
be kefe?

 

[GFR]

tall

would you rather


be gay
be kefe?

KEFE

Would you rather have to read this thread for the rest of time
or
Take a spoon and remove your eyes

 

[maniclion]

would you rather suck the snot out of a dead mans nose

or

slide bare assed down a razor blade and into a tub of alcohol

both I'd use a vacuum on the dead man and then I would use the dead man as a sled on the razor blade..

 

[MyK]

would you rather be:

a) foremanRules
b) BigDyl

 

[maniclion]

would you rather be:

a) foremanRules
b) BigDyl

You sick, sick, sick man!

 

[GFR]

Would you rather have to read this thread for the rest of time
or
Take a spoon and remove your eyes

 

[fufu]

tall

would you rather


be gay
be kefe?

gay

 

[fufu]

Would you rather have to read this thread for the rest of time
or
Take a spoon and remove your eyes

I would like you to post that "would you rather" once more! Three times a charm!

 

[Doublebase]

I would rather smell topolo's bald head then be here at work right now.

 

[MCx2]

now for an optimistic one!

would you rather

be amazingly talented at
a.) pleasuring the opposite sex both emotionally and physically
b.) your favorite sport.

Hmm, I'm already A. So I guess B for the square.

 

[fletcher6490]

Would you rather


Make sweet man love to Bigdyl

or

Let Johny make sweet man love to you

 

[GFR]

Would you rather have to read this thread for the rest of time
or
Take a spoon and remove your eyes

 

[fufu]

Would you rather


Make sweet man love to Bigdyl

or

Let Johny make sweet man love to you

a for sure!

 

[fufu]

Would you rather have to read this thread for the rest of time
or
Take a spoon and remove your eyes

lawl x23

a all the way!!

 

[maniclion]

I'd rather fuck with you,
cause the other bitches wanna wine and dine
I better hurry up and bust a nut,
cause it's check out time,
She said she wanted me to eat the pussy,
well I think I'll pass
So get your ass up you funky bitch,
and wash your ass

I'd rather fuck you, yeah
Ineed you baby, whoo, I'd rather fuck you
I'd rather fuck with you

 

[thefutureisnow]

would you rather ..

a) die being buried alive
b) die being burned to death by fire

a is a lot less painful. If you were buried deep the dirt would probably crush you and if not you would just suffocate. A lot less painful than being burned alive.

 

[fufu]

would you rather have your country governed by

a.) people between the age of 20-25.
b.) people between the agoe of 75-80.

 

[NeilPearson]

would you rather

a) have a family, decent home, but an ugly and stupid wife/husband
b) be rich but a loner (no family, wife, kids)

B for sure

 

[BigDyl]

I'd rather fuck with you,
cause the other bitches wanna wine and dine
I better hurry up and bust a nut,
cause it's check out time,
She said she wanted me to eat the pussy,
well I think I'll pass
So get your ass up you funky bitch,
and wash your ass

I'd rather fuck you, yeah
Ineed you baby, whoo, I'd rather fuck you
I'd rather fuck with you

Yo, yo

my style of ryhming turns akaline to acid/
the future tense to passive/
massive ryhmes tearin' holes threw the fabric/
of space time, wreakin havoc with eight lines/
so lyrically inclined, I can't be labeled or defined/
only witnessed, my wisdom is devine/
and my words are priceless/
every syllable spoken shines with brightness/

 

[fufu]

Yo, yo

my style of ryhming turns akaline to acid/
the future tense to passive/
massive ryhmes tearin' holes threw the fabric/
of space time, wreakin havoc with eight lines/
so lyrically inclined, I can't be labeled or defined/
only witnessed, my wisdom is devine/
and my words are priceless/
every syllable spoken shines with brightness/

This thread is 10000% serious, seriously!!! Leave your rap malarchy at the door step!!! ekeke!

 

[Little Wing]

would you rather have to listen to rap for the rest of your life or scoop your eardrums out with a spoon?

 

[fufu]

would you rather have to listen to rap for the rest of your life or scoop your eardrums out with a spoon?

scoopage.

Would you rather.

Be turned into a dog or a cat?

 

[Little Wing]

cat.

 

[fufu]

cat.

I am a dog person but I would go with cat too.

 

[Little Wing]

would you rather sustain a non lethal bite by a shark to the thigh or rattlesnake to the family jewels

 

[fufu]

would you rather sustain a non lethal bite by a shark to the thigh or rattlesnake to the family jewels

I think I would go with the rattle snake. I already have a huge fear of being in deep water.

 

[Little Wing]

i'm not a mean person but i keep laughing at the thought of guys cringeing as they read these.

 

[fufu]

would you rather

sleep on a bed of peanut butter

sleep next to a humidifier full of urine.

(got this from a site)

 

[fufu]

i'm not a mean person but i keep laughing at the thought of guys cringeing as they read these.

lawl

and I do!