theCaptn's turd challenge

[CG]

Breffis

 

[theCaptn']

Hmm not bad. Looks like yoar liver is cooked.

Check out my baby. Looks like KOS if you tilt your head and squint:

 

[Little Wing]

i managed to scroll all the way down fast enough to not be grossed out just to bring you something you all need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt5kXFKhbIQ

 

[theCaptn']

Im betting LW's turd is delicate and smells like potpourri

 

[theCaptn']

It's lunchtime and I've produced 4 lots of these for your consideration and enjoyment

 

[Intense]

Captn keeping this thread thriving.




I can respect that

 

[theCaptn']

Captn keeping this thread thriving.




I can respect that

Other sites don't share your marvel

 

[withoutrulers]

I'm in awe from the consistency of your bowel movements. Some look like mild constipation caused by low carbs, like pebbles in a spring creek.

 

[cube789]

i walked past a sleeping tramp last night and thought about doing a shit upon him and posting evidence here.
alas, i did not have enough dutch courage in me to carry out the deed : (

 

[theCaptn']

i walked past a sleeping tramp last night and thought about doing a shit upon him and posting evidence here.
alas, i did not have enough dutch courage in me to carry out the deed : (

Laying a sneaky terd on homeless people undetected takes skill and experience.

I advise starting with shitting on the curb, and work your way up from there

 

[withoutrulers]

i walked past a sleeping tramp last night and thought about doing a shit upon him and posting evidence here.
alas, i did not have enough dutch courage in me to carry out the deed : (

Did he have a tip jar? You could coil off a stinky stanley in his sterno cup and make his hair o' the dog listerine serve two purposes

 

[azza1971]

just shit in his face, he wont mind and will prolly eat it.

 

[cube789]

 

[theCaptn']

^^^ ????

 

[cube789]

(hand stand shat)

 

[dieseljimmy]

Oh look at this butte

 

[azza1971]

KOS can eat shit

 

[dieseljimmy]

KOS can eat shit

No.no.no.no

No room for that shit in this masterpiece of a shit thread.

 

[theCaptn']

Smooth and succulent, no rough edges there no sir!

 

[withoutrulers]

Oh look at this butte

You sir are an artist. You might try a new challenge by having your turds planking in strange places for the pictures. OOOOOH!!!!! do one across a bowl of cheerios!!!

 

[dieseljimmy]

I call this one the octopus... Got tentacles and everything. Ironically I had some calamari last night

 

[theCaptn']

Damn! Jimmy's lifting the bar! My terds have been foul and messy all weekend!

 

[dieseljimmy]

My commitment to quality bowel movements has been a lifelong endeavor

 

[withoutrulers]

^^^knows a good shit when he sees it

 

[theCaptn']

Still in the game goddamit!

 

[dieseljimmy]

^^^ very nice. Lets give it up for the captn' gallbladder!

blumpkin ahoy?

 

[theCaptn']

Aye!

Gears!

 

[dieseljimmy]

Don't worry gallbladder, allstar baseball players only get on base 3 out of ten at bats!

 

[theCaptn']

No comprende

 

[dieseljimmy]

No comprende

Just trying to cheer up your gallbladder a little. Today's offering looked a little malformed. There's always tomorrow.