theCaptn's turd challenge

[theCaptn']

Post up your daily discoveries!

Jimmydiesel you're gonna get owned



^^^ here's some nuggets, 2nd go for the morning. I'll brew some monsters for the fans

 

[dieseljimmy]

Shit man I'm eating cashews right now bulking up for my pool party with the cosbys. See you in 8 hours!

 

[theCaptn']

Hmmm... I might have to hit the sticky rice and prunes then

 

[OfficerFarva]

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

 

[theCaptn']

^^^

I'm hoping Mrs KOS will drop by with a chocolate gift!

 

[tommygunz]

^^^

I'm hoping Mrs KOS will drop by with a chocolate gift!

 

[withoutrulers]

easily the thread of the year. I hope this thread never dies

 

[azza1971]

Does KOS having his head in the bowl count as a turd?

 

[cube789]

that awkward moment when you open this thread at work ....

 

[theCaptn']

Number 3 for the day.

A lack in size offset with a favourable consistency of hot tar.

 

[Watson]

ffs why do i still click on the pic to make it bigger

 

[theCaptn']

It's not clear, I apologise

 

[dieseljimmy]

You know it's only when you talk shit(literally) does your colon fail to step up to greatness... I want to apologize now for my talking smack. This is not a good representation of my work.
...but this I'm not out of this yet. (Best of three?)

 

[theCaptn']

I like how it cheekily pokes its head out of the water.

Must have taken some carefully work snapping it off so delicately.

Feel free to describe its bouquet

 

[dieseljimmy]

It hardly made it out of the water. And it did only a little because of the fall position. Not from sheer bulk. I'm going to call this one "the nikos" kinda cute but small and unimpressive.

 

[cube789]

gotta love this place
one of our jew sponsors should give a prize for this challenge

 

[theCaptn']

gotta love this place
one of our jew sponsors should give a prize for this challenge

You should post up or GTFO bro

 

[cube789]

i tried, but i wiped before taking the pic so jus had a pic of shit stained paper : (

 

[CG]

Y'all niggas need iPhones lol

 

[dieseljimmy]

gotta love this place
one of our jew sponsors should give a prize for this challenge

Raws and more contacted me... He wants to call it the shitty gear challenge.

 

[dieseljimmy]

I call this the DGG

made a lot of noise but where the fuck did it go.

 

[theCaptn']

 

[Renaissance Man]

You guys have unhealthy shits... hope this helps !

DOn't worry, i'll dominate one later and show you how its done

 

[withoutrulers]

You guys have unhealthy shits... hope this helps !

DOn't worry, i'll dominate one later and show you how its done

Psyllium husk dump or GTFO!!

 

[Saney]

I took a fat shit this morning, but flushed it cause I didn't know about this thread... I failed yous!

 

[Renaissance Man]

Psyllium husk dump or GTFO!!

 

[Saney]

I just took this POOP!

 

[dieseljimmy]

I just took this POOP!

The azza... Undefined and sloppy... Might have kidney problems.

 

[c4x]

I just took this POOP!

This shit almost made me barf.

 

[dieseljimmy]

This shit almost made me barf.

You may not want to hang around because I think this is going to get worse before it gets better.