theCaptn's turd challenge

[_LG_]

Broccoli

 

[Kpo]

2lbs boneless chicken breast and 2 cups brown rice. Needless to say this is my third and hopefully final bowl movement of the day.

 

[_LG_]

Well Done sir

 

[Kpo]

Shit.

 

[_LG_]

Cuttin weight in the shitter

 

[SlappyTX]

hmm. . . any of you guys weight yourself before and after so as to learn the mass of these poos? c'mon now lets be scientific.


(first post here, but by no means a newb. ASF, AMF, AM and now IM.)

 

[dieseljimmy]

hmm. . . any of you guys weight yourself before and after so as to learn the mass of these poos? c'mon now lets be scientific.


(first post here, but by no means a newb. ASF, AMF, AM and now IM.)

Whats up slappy

Show us how its done...bill nye

This one is in honor of your presence...

 

[SlappyTX]

Whats up slappy

Show us how its done...bill nye

This one is in honor of your presence...

feelin' the luv.

just got done slammin a protein shake. let me see what i can do. . .

 

[SlappyTX]

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187.6 - 186.6 = a pound o' poo


by far the easiest way to cut IMO. 1 lbs in 3 min.

 

[dieseljimmy]

That a compact pound...

Snappy your starting your imf time right

 

[SlappyTX]

theme music. . .

happy friday!

 

[Little Wing]

Potty Talk! [Original] Need a good laugh!? You'll have tears streaming down your face!! - YouTube

 

[_LG_]

Monster

 

[dieseljimmy]

Happy thanksgiving

And yes water is crested.

Sweet jesus

 

[vortrit]

Why is it that everyone's toilet is so clean? Mine is covered with puke, vaginal discharge, and Retlaw's asshole hair...

 

[Retlaw]

Why is it that everyone's toilet is so clean? Mine is covered with puke, vaginal discharge, and Retlaw's asshole hair...[/QUOTE That is a lie I dont have a hairy asshole . ASSHOLE !

 

[maniclion]

I'll take a handful of opiates for a few days and show you guys what low bowel motility will do....

 

[maniclion]

Why is it that everyone's toilet is so clean? Mine is covered with puke, vaginal discharge, and Retlaw's asshole hair...[/QUOTE That is a lie I dont have a hairy asshole . ASSHOLE !

Because you shaved it in vortrits toilet, one leg up on the vanity like a girl style.....

 

[_LG_]

Maximum fibrosis

 

[dieseljimmy]

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Maximum fibrosis

How did you get the tp under the shit? Prewipe?

 

[_LG_]

Clean the Seat with an anti splash side effect. Makes for a nice presentation too.

 

[dieseljimmy]

Clean the Seat with an anti splash side effect. Makes for a nice presentation too.

Fucking genius

 

[vortrit]

I killed a hobo on my toilet last night. I lured him into my house by offering him beer, then I repeatedly smashed his head against the toilet. Once I get the blood and brain fragments cleaned up I promise I will take a healthy dump and post pictures. Please don't tell the cops (I don't want to get assraped by Retlaw in jail, again).

 

[GearsMcGilf]

This thread is friggin HOT!! Where is Little Wing when u need her? We need her to contribute in this epic thread!!!

 

[Paranoid Fitness]

 

[Gregzs]

http://guyism.com/weird-news/woman-poops-in-store-is-most-disgusting-vile-woman-ever.html

Woman poops in store, is most disgusting, vile woman ever


Hello, good morning everyone. How was your weekend? Good. Ok, glad we got the pleasantries out of the way because here’s a woman using a store floor as a toilet