You do not know shit about the military. The above all sounds like shit you heard other people say, or shit you saw on TV. I was so close to going into the Marines right out of high school.
Listen son. . .I was on military bases before your parents were old enough to even think about begging at the condom counter at your local drug store. And after over 20 years working as a journalist, don't try to lob a line of crap that there aren't medical services, dental services, PX discounts, tuition benefits and job preferential treatment in school and employment opportunities for those who serve in the armed forces. Many states have non-discrimination laws which specifically mention veteran status, and National Guard members, if called to duty, are generally allowed to step right back into their job when they come home.
My father is a veteran of World War II - they didn't get many special bennies back then - there wasn't even a GI Bill until long after the war and the health policies in the military were largely instituted during that conflict because draftees were in poor nutrition - due to a Depression where my mother, among millions of other Americans, dug dandelions in the damned back yard to help get something in her stomach.
I did a ton of research before signing my name on the dotted line. I talked to a recruiter, went to the MAPS center where I took a physical, was tested on the ASVAB, and talked to a CO about what I would be doing in the military. My ASVAB score was very high, but it did not mean I could pick my job. I talked to three of my friends who were both serving in the US Army, and they both told me that the GI bill doesn't pay for all of your tuition. You get a certain amount, and it usually isn't enough to pay for all of your expenses while you are in college.
It ain't a student loan, bro. It's a grant and it pays tuition, fees and a stipend. And you are allowed to get a job without losing any of the funding.
My next door neighbor in the dooms was in the Air force, and he has to work a job while also serving in the Reserves while in college, because the GI bill barely paid half of his expenses.
And that isn't a handout? I worked full time and commuted 120 miles roundtrip to get my bachelor's degree and worked two free internships on top of the job.
Retirement benefits are only given to members who made the military a career. You must serve for up to 10 years just to get any type of retirement. Hell, almost any decent civilian job has a 401K plan.
Up to 10 years? What a hardship. Some companies require much more tenure. . .some only let you be vested in the retirement program AFTER 10 years. Other people lose their whole retirement due to corporate mismanagement or the company loss.
To get these benefits, you must go through boot camp, which really fucking sucks, then you have to dedicate your life to the military for the next 4 years (6 during wartime).
So what? And you get free/cheap room and board. Do you have to pay for meals in the mess hall on assignment to the field?
You may be living in a tent for 6 years, preying to not stop on a landmine, getting shot at every week. You put your life on the line, just to watch the news and hear how nobody supports the war that you get to see your friends dying in everyday.
You put your life on the line every day when you get into the car and drive to work. And that whiny-ass crap about how you "watch the news and nobody supports the war". . .well, you think the rest of the country wants to sit here and watch your ass get blown off for a Presidential lie or a yellow elephant chickenhawk's S/M blood-and-guts fantasy?
The amount of discipline is insane, and you watch people go off to war to come on different than the people they were when they left. You see horrible things, and you usually end up doing horrible things in the name of duty.
Yeah. . .that's why we should be a little more careful about coming up with wars to fight so a wingnut can have a wet dream.
You get promoted with time in, plus positive scores on your evaluations. You automatically start out with a promotion if you have a college degree when you enlist. If you make high on the ASVAB you will get better jobs that promote faster, because you are more valuable to the Military, so they want to hold on to you. There is very little buddy buddy ass kissing promotions going on. YOU MUST DO YOU JOB AT AN ACCPTIBLE LEVEL or you will be sent to the kitchen. If you think that the military accepts incompetent solders to do important jobs where lives are at, then you are a fucking retard.
It's a government bureaucracy with a $457 BILLION budget, and they struggled to get fucking body armor for troops and vehicles. There is the same kind of nepotism, favoritism and cronyism that exists in any other bureaucratic service. . .meaning people get positions for reasons other than test scores. You career can be busted at the will of any C.O. who decides to take a disliking to you, and you can't do a whole lot about it. And if they really don't like you, they just say your butt is gay and kick you out - after you serve in battle, of course.
Now tell me again, how are the benefits received from the US military are considered a handout? By the way, the benefits are given to anyone who is willing to sign up for the military and risk their life.
Not just "anyone" can sign up for the military and risk their life. That's the whole point. It's a special privilege with special rewards.
The military is so far from a handout program that there isn't a comparison.
In the end I didn't do it, because I didn't trust the government to keep my best interest in mind. Best decision I ever made, because exactly 8 months later 9/11 happened.