things I love to do

[ROID]

I could take a dump for 3 hours a day. I just love taking a shit. I always get a nice warm cozy feeling when I am sitting on the throne.

 

[ANIMALHAUS]

I take about 3 shits a day for 15 minutes a pop. It's a good thing I'm a boss because no employer would put up with that shit (literally)! haha.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Poo

 

[SloppyJ]

I go sit in the bathroom at work 2-3 times per day. I enjoy playing games on my phone and just being alone. Nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

 

[IronAddict]

I really do enjoy growing a tail!

1. It's really the only time i read, besides these silly threads.

2. When I eat pizza, my crap is literally half out of the water.

3. I grow a tail 3 times daily, also.

 

[SwoleZilla]

id have to agree

 

[ROID]

I'm about to go and buy something that will make me go to the bathroom more often

 

[SloppyJ]

I'm about to go and buy something that will make me go to the bathroom more often

Fleshlight?

 

[ANIMALHAUS]

I'm about to go and buy something that will make me go to the bathroom more often

Angry Birds and Muscular Development. BOOM!

 

[ROID]

Fleshlight?

huh ?

 

[REDDOG309]

I sit, I shit and I split. The less time on the "throne" the better.

 

[IronAddict]

I'm about to go and buy something that will make me go to the bathroom more often

Ah, you're gonna hit that dirty little cuban restaurant on the corner, eh?

 

[maniclion]

I do a lot of reading in there, probably because my father used to spend 30 minutes every morning reading the newspaper on the toilet...he'd wake eat breakfast drink coffee and by then the caffeine would stimulate his bowels and if we hadn't woke up and taken our shower or brushed our teeth by then you'd have to wait 35-45 minutes before going in after him.....
Now I go every morning but I can't sit for more than 10 minutes or my legs fall asleep, my fathers secret was padded toilet seats. I must admit they are comfy, but do I really need a cushion on my turdlet?