This is a REALLy fun drinking game

[coolhandjames]

It's called random bits of life advice.

You and people who are drunk give a piece of advice from an experience in your life.

Everyone is a winner with this game.... I'll go first.


If you and your girlfriend had a serious fight and she leaves, if the first thing she wants to do when she gets back is kiss.... don't do it.

 

[heckler7]

how does this involve drinking

 

[HialeahChico305]

Im sober but ill go and drop some jewels ....


If your girl tells you she needs some time for herself, most likely is getting dick on the side.

 

[HialeahChico305]

Whatever the circumstances, never let your gf see you cry. She will lose all respect from you.

 

[SFW]

This ^

If your girl claims that those stains in her panties are yogurt, be suspicious. Even if she tells you that the yogurt place was out of napkins and she had no other options.


Also, if you call a bitch and she texts you back but doesnt answer the phone...Shes a cunt.

 

[secdrl]

If your gf recently "became friends" with a black guy on Facebook...

 

[Little Wing]

This ^

If your girl claims that those stains in her panties are yogurt, be suspicious. Even if she tells you that the yogurt place was out of napkins and she had no other options.


Also, if you call a bitch and she texts you back but doesnt answer the phone...Shes a cunt.

free advice. don't date puss cunted bitches. no wonder you're so angry. less gear more antibiotics.

if she texts you back she just doesn't want to get caught up in your long boring conversations.

 

[coolhandjames]

^^^ Plus being aloof makes you look all cool and badass

 

[coolhandjames]

how does this involve drinking

How doesn't it ?

 

[longworthb]

free advice. don't date puss cunted bitches. no wonder you're so angry. less gear more antibiotics.

if she texts you back she just doesn't want to get caught up in your long boring conversations.

And again u fuel the fire. You complain cuz he's negging you but u post this shit of course hes going to keep negging you....I would.

 

[Little Wing]

i don't care if he negs me i care he is still butt hurt. i find it very immature. and i completely leave him alone until those days his ass hurts so bad he need to reach out and fuck with me. and no i'm not just going to silently let him pound out his problems on me. i'm going to hit back. this whole girls shouldn't hit back thing is kinda caveman. take your beating like a nice little girl. nope, how about i step on your cock.

 

[Little Wing]

people think kids are such little cunts nowadays because parents don't discipline them but you think a grown man should be able to act like a two year old having a nasty little fit and attacking someone and it should just be tolerated in silence because he's ass hurt? explain the sense in that to me? the reasoning? bullies in schools shouldn't be stood up to i guess because their victims just cowering actually stops them? have you thought this through? when someone bullies your kid you tell your kid,"just take it ok." let me know if being an accommodating victim works for him.

and any guy that dates a woman with gunk in her cunt needs some advice.

 

[HialeahChico305]

 

[coolhandjames]

If she doesn't fuck on the first date or at least the second... NEXT !!!

 

[Saney]

If your Girlfriend lives with her Fiance' chances are they aren't still having lots of sex. And she is holding out for you alone <3

 

[longworthb]

If she fucks on the first date and uses the famous line I'm not that kind of girl you know u got yourself a booty call

 

[Saney]

I got the pussy the first night. and it wasn't even a date.. it was just a normal hang session.. I love messicans

 

[longworthb]

Latino women are amazing in bed and can cook some mean food but fuck marrying one

 

[coolhandjames]

I got the pussy the first night. and it wasn't even a date.. it was just a normal hang session.. I love messicans

Latino women are amazing in bed and can cook some mean food but fuck marrying one

^^ Virgins

 

[longworthb]

Says the kid that's way out of his league in everything he does

 

[coolhandjames]

If she ONLY wants to do anal and the lights have to be off.... She is prolly a He

 

[jay_steel]

if her tits are perfect and she insists on anal and keeps her panties on... DO NOT REACH AROUND!!!

 

[theCaptn']

I get my GF to smear shit over me, lock my in the basement only to regularly beat me with a chain and piss in my mouth


Sent from my jewPhone

 

[coolhandjames]

^^ Da fuck is wrong with choo

 

[charley]

I get my GF to smear shit over me, lock my in the basement only to regularly beat me with a chain and piss in my mouth


Sent from my jewPhone [/QUOT

Now that is fucked up....except for the 'Piss in my mouth' part.....

 

[azza1971]

If she ONLY wants to do anal and the lights have to be off.... She is prolly a He

which would suit you perfectly, and cost you 100 bucks as you pay mexican men for sex

 

[Z499]

I get my GF to smear shit over me, lock my in the basement only to regularly beat me with a chain and piss in my mouth


Sent from my jewPhone

you're into bdsm too ehh?

 

[jay_steel]

which would suit you perfectly, and cost you 100 bucks as you pay mexican men for sex

How much do you pay for little boys in Thailand?

 

[coolhandjames]

Abbo ?

 

[azza1971]

i pay 20 dollars for a little boy orgy in thailand?

you sic cunt!!!