This was really sick!

[Arnold]

I was watching this cable channel where they go around filming the ER (emergency room) at hospitals, and this guy comes in with a tree branch stuck up his ass.

It turns out he was some kind of tree trimmer and he fell. Apparently the angle was just right and he fell on a 5-6 foot branch, which went all the way up his ass hole.

Needless to say they had to cut open his gut to find out how much damage was done. So, they're standing there pulling all of his intenstines and organs our of the way so they could see the branch and this thing shot all the way up to his heart. Luckily it just missed the heart by a few centimeters.

What are the frick'n odds of landing on a branch and hitting right on your anus so this could happen? And then to have the branch go 3 feet into your body?

I cannot even imagine the pain he must have endured, not to mention he was concious until the surgery.

 

[david]

 

[lean_n_76er]

Is there such thing as a tree phobia? I'll bet he does now!

My wife has an EMT book and they show some pretty graphic stuff in there. One is similar to this one - skier falls on one of the poles for down hill racing and the pole punctures his "taint" spot. Got about a foot of it!

 

[w8lifter]

OMG....

 

[kuso]

Sounds like ALBOB`s form of foreplay

 

[I Are Baboon]

Ummmm.....ouch?

 

[Rusty]

Thats almost as bad as having your nuts laid out on an anvil and then beat with a 2lb sledge hammer........

 

[esmerelda]

Yea...but IPMC...thats what you usually call fun with the boys!!!!

Actually.....I was privy to a pic of a young girl who had an unfortunate meeting with a "pole gate" in the families stables.... The horse she was trying to cool down...got spooked...kicked the railing and sent the sliding gate home....unfortunately she was only just walking thru the opening............it took out a nice round section of her chest!!!!

 

[cornfed]

Holy sh!t Prince and to think that Kuso does that kinda stuff for personal pleasure