Tip of the day Monday November 8, 2004

[MtnBikerChk]

She'll fantasize about you all day

In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.

 

[Crono1000]

cool idea

 

[MaxMirkin]

Ink rubs off, I prefer to carve the note in.

 

[BritChick]

She'll fantasize about you all day

In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.

Draw on me in ink and I'll punch your lights out!

 

[MaxMirkin]

Draw on me in ink and I'll punch your lights out!

That's the spirit, babe!

 

[bulletproof1]

She'll fantasize about you all day

In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.

or write the note the night before .......... morning sex

 

[BritChick]

or write the note the night before .......... morning sex

Or just wake her up and talk dirty to her.

 

[Vieope]

"Women are turned on by words,"

I will throw a dictionary at her next time.

 

[Crono1000]

Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between.

"I want to grind a small sheep and feed it to you"

 

[bulletproof1]

or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.

 

[DFINEST]

Or just wake her up and talk dirty to her.

Yeay-Yeayy!

 

[MaxMirkin]

or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.

It works even better with strangers.

 

[Pepper]

or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.

I am quite certain that I would get kicked in the nuts for such a stunt.

 

[JJJ]

I am quite certain that I would get kicked in the nuts for such a stunt.

Some people pay top dollar for that kinnda thing.

 

[MaxMirkin]

Some people pay top dollar for that kinnda thing.

That's why Sweden will never be a popular tourist attraction.

 

[BritChick]

or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.

Wow, finally someone who gets it!
bullet, when are you going to start your own Tip Of The Day thread?

 

[Dale Mabry]

I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.

 

[BritChick]

I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.

LMAO

 

[Crono1000]

 

[Rocky_Road]

I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.